Meeting A Married Man

I did something really, really, really stoooooopid over the weekend.

I was at a party. One of my gfs introduces me to a guy that she is dating. I say hello, how are you? But we have met!

I'm cheesy cheesin, but no one else is smiling. No one.

My gf tries to play it cool but it is clear that the fella is not amused. I have not met him.

Actually, I have met another guy who looks very similar.

Dayuuuuum!

Once I realized that I have made a major error, I feel bad. Well, I feel awful. I'm hoping that my foot-inserted-into-mouf move does not ruin her evening.

But then I find out that the fella is married and I feel a little bit better because how in the heckypoo can he be made at who he prolly thinks is her big mouf girlfriend (ME!) if he has a wife at home.

My other gf turns to me and says, "Girl, if people trying to cheat, they cannot bring people around you."

Ummmm, maybe not. LOLOLOLO

This was clearly a blunder, a I-have-fallen-and-I-can't-get-up move.

The next day, I found out that the evening was not disastrous for her and I was happy that I didn't ruin her evening.

But have you ever totally made a blunder when meeting someone and given away cheating secrets LOLOLOL? Has this ever happened to you or have you ever done this to someone? Tell me.

Do You Write Love Notes?

If you are in a loving relationship or want your relationship to be better, you should try writing a note or poem to express your feelings.

Well, at least I think so. Call me corny, corndog, cornish hen -- whatever, but I think it is sweet! LOLOLOL

I imagine waking up after a romantic evening with a love note on my pillow left by a thoughtful partner/lover/friend. And oh, yea and the scent of his cologne lingers.

Yea, I would love that, but actually that is what just happened to one of the characters in "Choosing Mr. Wrong." She loved it!

Have I told you
that you mean a lot to me?

Have I told you
that you're my world?

Have I told you
that without you I'm nothing?

Have I told you
that I love you?

Here's a love poem written by a poet who refers to him or herself as "Just A Pretty Face." It's simple, but I love it!

Do you write love notes or poems for your mate? Why or why not?

He Can't Afford To Take Me Out?

My mind is racing. Heck, I feel like one side of my brain is in competition with the other half. The logical side says, "Go on about your business!" but the emotional side says, "Give him a chance!"

The conversation I had with Chris last night really makes me think he doesn't want to be seen in public with me. I have picked up a little weight. Well, I have actually picked up 20 pounds.

His conversation about falling on a tough financial situation threw me for a loop. We went out a few times when we first met but then it came to a screeeeeeching halt. I kinda figured his money was funny. Shit, who am I fooling? I knew his money was a full-fledge comedy act that had people doubling over with laughter in the crowd.

I may not feel as confident about my appearance after gaining 20 pounds, but I should be able to attract a man who wants to date me, treat me, take me out on the town.

Shit! He probably wants to just have me in his life for sex, but I have done the friends-with-boners all the time routine, and I really want something more.

More of what is the question, though.

More time, more sex, more money, more love, more patience, more understanding, more compassion. I just want more!

If Chris doesn't have the money to take me out, my financial situation allows me the wiggle room to pick up the tab.

I've only known him a month and I sure don't want to send the wrong message. I don't want to be the masculine energy in the relationship. I don't wanna have to pick up the tab ALL the dayuuuum time.

I'm attracted to him, and I am definitely not attracted to most of the men I meet.

Buzzzzz! Buzzzzz! Ding! Dong! Buzzzz! Buzzzz!

The alarm on my cell phone invades my deep thoughts. I try to give myself 10 minutes to sit and think with myself daily. That's what my high-priced therapist told me to do.

As I walk over to the mirror and greet my reflection, I am not feeling the best about my decision, but it is what it is...I am not getting any younger sooooo.....

I am going to give it at least 30 days. For now, I will pick up the tab, but I sure hope he gets a job soon.

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This was written in the voice of Denae, a character in "Choosing Mr. Wrong."

Good Place To Meet Men? Ummm Strip Club

I did something this past weekend that I have never done before in my life. I went out by myself.

Don't get me wrong. I will go to a movie and even to dinner by myself and to destress. In fact, I did a lot of going to dinner by myself at the end of my marriage because I needed to think and I didn't need anybody in my ear telling me nuttin.

Any who.

I had been invited to a birthday party and I have made a vow to myself to be more diligent in the promises that I make. When I got the text, I shot one right back --"I will be there!"

My friend's party was at a place that I felt comfortable, so it wasn't the neighborhood that made me uneasy, heck, queasy. It was the thought of going to a party by myself. Here I am a 38 year old woman and I have never gone out by myself. Wow!

But when I set foot out of my car, I put my game face on. Heck, nuttin to it but to do it, is the mentality I took.

And actually it was OK. When I got there I saw one of my high school classmates who I hadn't seen in a long time so we jacked our jaws most of the evening. I also knew other people at the party so I chat a tatted with them as well. Easy as 1-2-3.

But then when I told other women that I had gone out by myself, they told me they do it all the time. Well, I guess I'm a late bloomer. That shiggidy was a first for me. I was a going-out-by-myself-virgin until Friday! LOLOLOLOLOL

Most people told me they prefer to go out alone. OOOOOKKK, but not me!

Then one girl told me I should go to a strip club. I respond, "By myself, hecky naw!"

She shoots back, "No, not by yourself, but with another girlfriend."

I give her a long blank stare because I'm waiting on the 5 Ws -- who, what, when, where, and most importantly why?

"It's a great place to meet men!" she says.

Wowsa, I think. Here I am a going-out-for-the first-time by myself virgin and she is suggesting that I go to a strip club to meet men.

Ummmm, what happened to the grocery store or library or park? LOLOLOLOL

It may be a fun adventure and hopefully before I'm tooo old and fuddy duddy, I will muster up enough nerves to do it.

But is the strip club a good place to meet men?

Foreplay Is For Animals

I got the biggest tickle after reading an article about how six animals indulge in foreplay, fo real, fo real.

It was National Geographic at its best in my mind as I read about how the Mexican Molly fish grows a mustache and performs oral sex on female fishypoos. LOLOLOLOL

No seriously, I was laffin so hard that I had tears in my eyes.

Then there was the bat. I guess 70 percent of female bats perform oral sex on the male bats. When I saw 70 percent, I wondered what percent of human females perform?

Then, I read about the gorilla having a 2-inch DI. No lie, the article said 2 inches. I know a lot of girls who would be so upset about 2 inches that they would cry LOLOLOLOL

But the male gorilla likes oral sex and sets out to find the clitoris on the female gorilla. And they even finger and fondle. Wowsa.

Then I read about slugs and hyenas and the Bonobos that are considered natural freaks. Ummmm, they just like to do it to be doing it. They are into french kissing and handjobs, too.

After reading that I was doubled over laffin. Animals give handjobs!? Wowsa.

If you wanna read this article for yourself go to www.thefrisky.com. It is one of my fave Web sites.

These animals seem to put a lot of emphasis into oral sex. Do humans put enough focus on foreplay? How long should foreplay last?

Summertime Equals Summer Flings

It is summertime and love is in the air. Peeps are scantily clad so even if love isn't in the air at least there's lust. LOLOLOL

But now that summer is almost over, yea summer is just about over, are you involved in a summer fling or is it the real thing?

The signs are for the ladies, but fellas, don't bail just yet. Read them and let us know if the signs are accurate.

The information was taken from www.datingwithoutdrama.com.

Top 10 Signs

10 ..... Being with him means nonstop f-u-n.
(This, unfortunately, is *not* reality.)

9 ..... You spend every waking moment together.
(There's no way you can realistically keep this
eat-sleep-and-breathe-each-other schedule going.
You're bound to burn out on each other sooner
or later.)

8 ..... When you have a bad day, you hide it from him
because you don't want to be a "buzz kill."

7 ..... You spend more time making out than actually talking.

6 ..... When you *do* talk, it's never about real life (your
careers, families, or goals and dreams for the future).
In fact, your conversations don't go much deeper than,
"Should we hit the beach or the pool?" and "Mojitos
or Margaritas?"

5 ..... He forgets your last name.

4 ..... He's got flings going on with other women at the same
time, and makes no apologies for it.

3 ..... He has to leave in six weeks for college/the military/
his home country.

2 ..... You invite him to be your guest at a work function in
October, and he says he's all booked up already.

1 ..... After your romantic picnic on Labor Day, he says,
"Well, this has been fun. Hopefully I'll see you
around!"

Are you involved in a summer fling? If so, what was a sign?

Would You Befriend Your Mate's Side Piece?

One day, he walked into our bedroom and told me he was walking out of my life. He had found someone else. As he turned to walk out the door, my craving to find out why would become a mission.

I was obsessed. In every move I made, I was seeking to find out more information about her.

Why did he choose to be with her? What did she have that I didn't? How was she better? Was her sex better? Did she look better? Did she cook better?

In pursuit of the answers to my questions, I befriended her. I knew it wasn't necessarily the right thing to do, but my emotions had gotten the best of me and I was consumed with finding out why, why, why?

This is part of a story that was recently related to me and that I plan to use in Choosing Mr. Wrong.

It seems like craziness to me because I have never looked at the reason people cheat as having anything to do with their mate and how freaky he or she is in the bedroom. I've always seen it as deeper issues. Self-esteem issues, machoism, attention-seeking craziness.

Any who.

Do you know of anyone who has been cheated on who has befriended the person with whom his or her mate is cheating with? Why did they do it?

Balance Your Checkbook To Climax

Hello CMW family! After blogging for more than a year, I have finally run low on topics to discuss.

Below is a male's perspective. It's not just any ole male. He is a financial advisor, so yep, we are talkin' about money and sex. Welcome Marcus as a contributing blogger to Choosing Mr. Wrong. Oh, it's good. Read it and enjoy!
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Let’s be real.

We are in a recession and like most people your cash is tight and your money is funny and everyone knows if your not pleasing your woman financially she won't be pleasing you sexually.

We see the commercials for "Extends" and the little blue miracle pill that will help you satisfy your women. And if you're a night owl like me you’ve come across those infomercials selling those bulky pleasure pistols.

Women have evolved from burning their bra's in the women's liberation movement to pole dancing classes to please her man. Pleasure objects and pills which center all around bringing her to the ultimate climax. It's all about the woman!

But a prudent and shrewd way of making her yell your name is to manage the checkbook. Yes, let me repeat manage the checkbook!

The number one cause of stress in any relationship is money or I should say the mismanagement of it.

Let's face it when the money "ain't right" your women's libido will drop lower then the current housing market. Guys a sure way to get your woman to climax is to watch the bottom line, yes the duckets, mulah, denaro, and cheese.

Everybody has a checking account but having money left over at the end of the month will be a sure fire way to rev up your sex life. Extra money means extra lovin, extra money means that surprise present for your woman like a day at the spa for her and sexy lingerie for you lol.

Here are a few tips that will help you manage your household finances; Couples make the mistake of having separate checking accounts (you have your money and I have my money) separating your money is like getting a $500 water bill for a leaking toilet.

It's a sure fire way to have leaks in your pocketbook which creates tension in the bedroom. Corporations have Chief Financial Officers, well your household should have one also, and one person must handle the "cash."

An easy system to use will be one general account for all of the household expenditures, two accounts for each person's monthly allowance and a savings account from a separate bank and no bank cards so you can't have easy access to your savings. This system creates better communications between couples because now there's accountability. You are forced to make financial decisions together.

You will amazingly have more money left over at the end of the month better communication and less stress which means better orgasms. Money makes the world go around so let's be proactive and not reactive on how we manage it.

Money no longer has to be the "root of all evil."

Marcus Greene, MBA
Financial Advisor
Greene Capital Investors, LLC

Yellin, Screamin Does Not Equal Good Sex

I am picking myself up off the floor. No, really, I am.

I read about another study that said 37 percent of couples over 45 don't even do it.

Huh!? What?

This is amazing to me I cannot believe that people at the age of 45, 45, 45 have just said forget it, no diggity for me.

I thought like water and food and being touched that people needed sex. Isn't that part of being an animal?

I am befuddled.

And then I kept reading and stumbled upon information about how women fake arousal to manipulate men. Wow!

And how women who scream and yell and make all that noise want it to be over.

While I love Trey Songz hit "Your Neighbors Know My Name," I don't really get all that yelling and screaming.

Nothing, nothing, nothing, in my humble opinion, is better than a volume right above a whisper. All dat screamin and yellin would make me say, "Shut Da Fudge Up!" if I were a guy.

Any who.

Is yelling and screaming a turnon or turnoff?