Foreplay Is For Animals

I got the biggest tickle after reading an article about how six animals indulge in foreplay, fo real, fo real.

It was National Geographic at its best in my mind as I read about how the Mexican Molly fish grows a mustache and performs oral sex on female fishypoos. LOLOLOLOL

No seriously, I was laffin so hard that I had tears in my eyes.

Then there was the bat. I guess 70 percent of female bats perform oral sex on the male bats. When I saw 70 percent, I wondered what percent of human females perform?

Then, I read about the gorilla having a 2-inch DI. No lie, the article said 2 inches. I know a lot of girls who would be so upset about 2 inches that they would cry LOLOLOLOL

But the male gorilla likes oral sex and sets out to find the clitoris on the female gorilla. And they even finger and fondle. Wowsa.

Then I read about slugs and hyenas and the Bonobos that are considered natural freaks. Ummmm, they just like to do it to be doing it. They are into french kissing and handjobs, too.

After reading that I was doubled over laffin. Animals give handjobs!? Wowsa.

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These animals seem to put a lot of emphasis into oral sex. Do humans put enough focus on foreplay? How long should foreplay last?