Balance Your Checkbook To Climax

Hello CMW family! After blogging for more than a year, I have finally run low on topics to discuss.

Below is a male's perspective. It's not just any ole male. He is a financial advisor, so yep, we are talkin' about money and sex. Welcome Marcus as a contributing blogger to Choosing Mr. Wrong. Oh, it's good. Read it and enjoy!
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Let’s be real.

We are in a recession and like most people your cash is tight and your money is funny and everyone knows if your not pleasing your woman financially she won't be pleasing you sexually.

We see the commercials for "Extends" and the little blue miracle pill that will help you satisfy your women. And if you're a night owl like me you’ve come across those infomercials selling those bulky pleasure pistols.

Women have evolved from burning their bra's in the women's liberation movement to pole dancing classes to please her man. Pleasure objects and pills which center all around bringing her to the ultimate climax. It's all about the woman!

But a prudent and shrewd way of making her yell your name is to manage the checkbook. Yes, let me repeat manage the checkbook!

The number one cause of stress in any relationship is money or I should say the mismanagement of it.

Let's face it when the money "ain't right" your women's libido will drop lower then the current housing market. Guys a sure way to get your woman to climax is to watch the bottom line, yes the duckets, mulah, denaro, and cheese.

Everybody has a checking account but having money left over at the end of the month will be a sure fire way to rev up your sex life. Extra money means extra lovin, extra money means that surprise present for your woman like a day at the spa for her and sexy lingerie for you lol.

Here are a few tips that will help you manage your household finances; Couples make the mistake of having separate checking accounts (you have your money and I have my money) separating your money is like getting a $500 water bill for a leaking toilet.

It's a sure fire way to have leaks in your pocketbook which creates tension in the bedroom. Corporations have Chief Financial Officers, well your household should have one also, and one person must handle the "cash."

An easy system to use will be one general account for all of the household expenditures, two accounts for each person's monthly allowance and a savings account from a separate bank and no bank cards so you can't have easy access to your savings. This system creates better communications between couples because now there's accountability. You are forced to make financial decisions together.

You will amazingly have more money left over at the end of the month better communication and less stress which means better orgasms. Money makes the world go around so let's be proactive and not reactive on how we manage it.

Money no longer has to be the "root of all evil."

Marcus Greene, MBA
Financial Advisor
Greene Capital Investors, LLC