Asking Inappropriate Questions About Sex

I'll admit, there are certain questions that should be asked related to sex when you meet a suitor and feel that things may be headed in that direction.

Sexually transmitted diseases and birth control and use of condom should be top of mind.

But this dating thing has me realizing that there are some questions that leave me a bit uncomfy.

I’m not big on the idea of revealing the number of sexual partners I’ve had, but I do like to convey that not everyone gets my jewels. Yep, jewels. Read about sharing your lover's toothbrush.

I’ve never been promiscuous but I just think that giving an exact number can open up a can of worms.

But I’ve gotten a few questions from suitors that are jaw-dropping.

Have you ever taken the morning-after pill? Whew, so is this person trying to discern if I have unprotected sex and then take the morning-after pill. Why would this type of information be needed?

Have you ever been pregnant? Dang. A light bulb goes off in my head and I’m wondering, “Is he trying to figure out if I can get pregnant since I don’t have children.”

Then there’s the how many abortions have you had?

No lie, no lie, no lie.

I had a suitor say, “You can tell me if you have had 13 abortions and can’t have children.”

I wanted to scream. I mean really, I wanted to scream.

Instead I responded like a lady. Well, a lady with a bizzad attitude.

"I’m not quite sure why you would say something like that. You are kidding, right?"

He said he was kidding, but the conversation provided a cue that there was no need to further converse with this fella.

If he was trying to be funny, his joke fell flat. And if he wasn’t trying to be funny, well, I don’t know. I just knew that there was no need to talk to this guy anymore.

Where’s the craziest place that you have had sex? Hmmm. This one doesn’t bother me quite as much, but I would rather just feel comfy enough with a person and just provide the information in a conversation.

Have you ever had sex with a girl?

Chin on floor. I’m not a homophobic but wowsa yowsa, I like boys.

But the one question, the uno question that left me shaking my head and almost caused me to spiral out of control.

"Do you give head?"

What? What? What? What?

"I just want to know."

Well I bet you do, but ever hear of tact.

Ummm ever heard that there are certain things that you don’t ask a lady?

Ever heard that some things are better left unsaid and unasked?

Have you ever been asked an inappropriate question related to sex and your sex life? Share the experience. Were you offended?

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