Sleeping Position Reveals When You Fall In Love

Over the past few nights, I’ve been getting some good sleep. I mean really good sleep. You know, the type of sleep that when you awake, you think that you have overslept sleep.

It’s that wake up and you are delirious type sleep.

Anywho.

The good sleep is likely due to the nice, cool breeze that flows with ease through my bedroom window.

But my good sleep got me to thinking about sleep positions and how I like to sleep slanted in the bed. You know with my head on the right side of the bed and my feet on the left side.

Yea, I hog the bed, but ummm, it’s my bed.

When sharing this very important space, it’s interesting how I can conform. I don’t hog the bed, at least I don’t think I do.

As a matter of fact, I have found that I like to sleep in the pocket. Yep, the pocket. Sleeping in the pocket is what most people call spooning.

This position by far will help me determine if I’m really comfy with a person. If I’m a good fit. If I fit in the pocket perfectly.

And yea, it’s after diggity, so the one blog reader who thinks I date excessively and talk about sex too much, ummm, you have more ammunition. (Check out comments on previous blogs by anonymous, if curious.)

Anywho.

Couples’ sleeping positions reveal something about their love for one another.

The Love Knot is when the legs and arms are intertwined. It’s hard to sleep this way, but it clearly says I’m in love, I’m in love, whew, I can’t sleep comfortably, but I’m in love.

The Spoon, which is common among newlyweds, is comfortable and eminates feelings of safety and security.

I like the spoon, the pocket.

But experts say it indicates a dominance of usually the man in the relationship.

Yikes!

Then there’s the Royal. This is when the man lies on his back face up and the woman rests her head on his shoulder or chest.

Yea, I like this one too.

But it says that this position suggest the woman is dependent and compliant.

What da fudge is going on?

Then there’s the Zen Style. This is when couples sleep with their backs facing and their butts touching. It means they enjoy their independence, and this is common among couples who have been together a long time.

And lastly, there is the Freeze Maneuver. This is when the partners retreat to their own side of the bed. No touching. Nope, no touching and this position indicates there may be tension in the relationship.

You don’t say.

I think there is a lot to be said about the body language of a couple while sleeping. I’m not quite sure why my two faves indicate that a man is dominant.

What is your fave sleeping position with your boo? Do you think it means anything about your relationship?

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