Do You Taste, Smell Yourself?

"She always wants me to go down on her and she’s not really fresh," my friend says.

Wowsa Yowsa. Ummm, wowsa yowsa.

When my guy friend said this to me about a girl he dated, my mouth was wide open. I mean really. I was shocked.

I was shocked that the scent of her Va-ja-jay was offensive to him, but I was also shocked that he actually was sooooo candid. Whew!

"And I really like to eat P@$$!," he says.

Well umm, ummmm, you are really telling me yo business, sir.

He then says that maybe it was because she was a bigger girl and he wasn’t sure if that made her smell.

I immediately try to squash that thought.

"I don’t think it has anything to do with her weight. It may just be that she has some sort of infection," I say.

Clearly, I have no idea and I'm not sure but one's body chemistry likely contributes to different smelling Va-ja-jays. I mean all of them don't look alike I have learned so they all can't smell alike. Read Va-ja-jays Can Be Ugly.

I go into several explanations of what may be the problem.

I’m no doctor, but women can get infections after not taking the proper care of her Va-ja-jay.

This includes wiping from back to front. Yikes, an infection fo sho, fo sho.

Wearing wet undies provides a moist environment for bacteria to go wacko crazy.

That’s why it’s very important to get a shower after working out or at least take off those wet panties.

Tight jeans for some women smothers the Va-ja-jay and she gets sick.

And those smell good body washes will set a girl’s Va-ja-jay on fire.

Body wash is to be used after a gentle soap has been used to clean the body.

I use Ivory, period.

I used Irish Spring or Coast or Dial or something and I will neva eva neva eva again. And those hotel soaps, nope, notta. Ivory, Ivory, Ivory, Ivory.

But a lot of women don’t realize that all that smell good soap or body wash is not good and should never be put down there.

I mean really -- down there is one of the most sensitive parts of a woman’s body.

The body wash is to be used after the body is clean. Rub a dub on and rinse off. It is just to give a nice scent. And nope Va-ja-jays cannot smell like pear.

And also douching is not good for a vagina’s natural PH balance and things can go crazy too.

Any who.

There is a lot of maintenance that needs to take place to make sure that a Va-ja-jay is clean, healthy and fresh as possible.

But I got some of the most interesting information from my gf a few years ago. She said it is important to taste yourself.

What! What! What!

Yep, take a finger sniff, sniff and taste because if it is unpleasant for you, ummm, it will be unpleasant for him.

And don’t go to the sex store and buy the powder or gels or stuff to put on your Va-ja-jay to taste better.

Annnnnt!

That’s like trying to season a pot of scorched veggies. All the seasoning in the world wouldn’t hide the burn taste.

Although I have heard that if a guy eats pineapple, he doesn't taste as salty. Yep, the taste of your sexual juices are determined by what you eat.

For many, asparagus is delish going down, but it is not delish when coming out. Nah, I didn't make it up. Read it for yourself. There is even a make your cum taste better smoothie.

Share your comments or e-mail me at choosingmrwrong.com. And please if you think your Va-ja-jay is a bit funky, go see a doctor.

Happy Relationships!