Va-ja-jays Can Be Ugly

Hold up! Wait a minute.

That was my response when I read on a Web site that included comments from a man who didn’t have sex with his wife until they were married and was repulsed by the way her Va-ja-jay looked.

Huh! What? Really?

"I had no idear," in the words of Madea, Tyler Perry's character.

As usual, I’m just reading and minding my own business and then I read on the Vagina Institute's web site that a man doesn't like to look at his wife's prize.

Here's what he wrote: "A while back, I met this beautiful woman and fell in love with her. We waited to have intercourse before we married. The first time I say her vagina, well it was not what I expected, I love her with all my heart, but I cannot get past the way how her vagina looks. It is really odd and strange, nothing like what I have seen in the past with former girlfriends. Read the rest.

Again, I had no idear.

But I guess Va-ja-jays are supposed to look a certain way.

According to the Vagina Institute, "the essence of womanhood resides in beauty of form, function and size. The more symmetrical, the more even, with perfect dimensions and color will create and give way to beautiful female sex organs. To the contrast, the more asymmetrical, uneven with large dimensions and uneven color tone will give way to the ugliest of female sex organs."

Because this had me soooooo baffled, I had to ask a friend who I knew would be honest with me.

And before I go any further, I don’t know if what makes an ugly Va-ja-jays ugly is subjective. This is something new to me.

Any who.

An ugly one is more protruding, not fat lips but the insides are fleshy and hanging on the outside. And a pretty one is more cut like a sideways smiley face when first seen. The labia, vulva and hood and all the parts and pieces are nicely tucked inside in their appropriate places.

Whew! Again. I had no idear.

In addition to worrying about hair and outfits and staying in shape, now women gotta figure out if their Va-ja-jay is ugly?

I'm not gonna lie. I had to ask, I just had to ask him. I'm a lady, so I'll keep the answer to myself.

But I know y'all gonna be looking and wondering and asking your significant others, "Is it ugly?"

And I guess guys use the terms "roast beef" and "kebabs" to describe ugly ones.

I had no idear.

So if you ever were called Ms. Roast Beef, dere it is. It's the ugly type, but I guess it is necessary for me to say that some guys care how it looks and some guys don't. So keep hope alive if you have a Kebab.

So did you know there was such a thing as an ugly Va-ja-jay? Have you ever seen an ugly one that repulsed you? Would you stop dating someone with an ugly one? Do you think someone has stopped dating you because you have an ugly one?

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