Valentine's Day: Crusty Feet and Messed-Up Toes Alert

It is Valentine's Day Eve so people are running around getting prepared for the day of LOVE. Welp, that's good. Be sure to get the flowers, candy, cards or whatever it is that you have decided to purchase for that very special someone in your life.

I know that people have picked out special outfits and want to look outstanding. And I am hoping that people will perform extra grooming and pay special attention to hygiene before entertaining on Valentine's Day evening.

But errr uhhh, Don't forget your feet.

I have started a Twinkle Toes Movement, and I would like to take this time to issue a Crusty Feet and Messed-Up Toes Alert.

This alert is not only for women. It is for men, too.

If your feet look like you have kicked flower or feel hard as a rock, I am talking to you.

Yes, ladies should pay special attention to their twinkle toes and perhaps get a foxaaay red or pink polish for Valentine's Day. But men should also use some type of pumice stone on those heels and, ummmm, on the side of the big toe. LOLOLOL

Get that guck from between the toes and around the nails. Wash those feet real good, if there's no time to get them professional done.

Men often talk about how attractive they find pretty feet. That's great! But men should take care of their crusty feet, too.

So, the alert has been issued. No crusty feet and messed-up toes on Valentine's Day. If you do not adhere to this alert, you will be in violation.

And if you keep your socks on to hide your terrible toes, you are still in violation.

Happy Valentine's Day! (: