Women Get Pink Balls, Fo Real, Fo Real

Just about every woman has been hit with this line, "You are giving me blue balls."

I heard it a lot as a teenager. ;)

So when I stumbled across information about women getting pink balls, I read the article feverishly.

Pink balls is when a woman is right dere, right dere, right dere and then he climaxes and she is left with a very empty feeling. LOLOLOL

Although I'm laffin, it's not funny at all. Talk about a let down.

But because this is seriously a problem in bedrooms, medical experts had to give it a name.

Interestingly, I have heard that it takes a woman about 15 to 20 minutes to climax while it takes a man 5 to 7 minutes. Whew, there is really something wrong with that timing.

Essentially, if a woman isn't rushing, she is likely gonna miss an opportunity unless she has found someone who waits. LOLOLOLOL

Premature ejaculators don't stand a chance. They are handing out pink balls like a gift.

With blue and pink balls, the same physical changes take place. Blood rushes to the genital areas, causing arousal. If the arousal is not released, ummm if no climax is met, the blood just stays there, and this may cause pain.

Soooooo the next time a man complains about blue balls or not getting enough, ladies, you can have a gripe, if you are not being satisfied. Tell him, "You give me pink balls!"

Fellas, can a man's ego handle that he has given a woman pink balls? Ladies, would you tell your guy that he is handing out pink balls just tooo much, tooo much?