She Had Missing Teeth, He Had Bad Breath

I was sitting in a coffee shop recently ear hustlin'. LOLOLOL

The TV was on a court show and one of the young ladies speaking had a missing toof, I mean tooth. LOLOLOL

One of the fellas in the coffee shop said to another fella, "Man did you see her mouth. It is expletive up. She is a pretty girl but her mouth."

Now, everybody is focused on the TV.

I notice that the young lady is holding her lip a bit and one of the guys picks up on this, too. "Look at how she is holding her lip, man?"

Before soon, the conversation turns to teefus and moufs that are jicky jacked up.

While I'm sitting there silent, my mind wanders to a conversation that I had with a gf about someone who had peg teeth.

When she explained that peg teeth are little bitty teeth with a bunch of spaces I was on the floor laffin.

Wow!

I definitely like nice teeth and clean mouths, ummm scrape your tongue, floss and brush :) And I cannot, repeat dat mutha, cannot do the missing teefus on the side that show when someone smiles. And it is a MAAAAAAAAAAAAJOR problem. LOLOLOLOL

I cannot do plaque either. I don't really have a problem with a gap, but it shouldn't be a gap that three teefus can fit.

Any who.

While at a birthday party, there was a young man attempting to hold a conversation with me. I am telling you that a green cloud of smoke came out of his mouth because his breath was so bad that I felt like somebody walked by me and passed gas and kept going. It was soooo bad that I immediately had to figure out a way to end the conversation.

Peeps, that test of holding your hands over your mouth to get a whiff of your breath doesn't work. Lick your hand, let it dry and sniff. If it knocks you out, get a serious regimen going that includes visiting the dentist. Yea, it's expensive but soooooooo worth it LOLOLOLOL

How much does a person's mouth, teeth and breath play into attraction? After all, if you have to play kissy face, isn't the overall dental hygiene important?