I Am Going To Flip Tables On My Next Date

It's interesting to me how someone I used to date would say I am a good guy, and women want me.

LOLOLOLOL

Yea, I thought, but you might wanna take a good look at the things that are wrong, waaaaaaaaaay wrong with you that keeps you from being able to have a lasting relationship.

And when this thought entered my mine, it didn't just apply to him. It applied to me as well.

Heck, I think I am a good googly mooogly looky looky good catch and from time to time I get the lines from seekers LOLOLOL

Your husband is a lucky man. Tell your guy he is lucky to have you. And these guys don't even know that I am patient, optimistic, loving, kind, affectionate, family-oriented, smart, goal-oriented and funny with a zest for life like no other.

Interestingly, I recently got a pick up line that I liked. "

"Are you married, engaged or in love?" Oh my, oh my, I liked that one. I was blushing and cheesy cheesing.

Unfortunately, I was looking straight into the man's eyes and ummmmm I am 5'1. Well, I may not have been looking him straight in the eyes but he was a shorty mackadoo and I don't do shorty mackadoos. :)

Any who.

I think it is absolutely necessary to know your strengths and weaknesses in relationships. A little bit of psychic ability is needed to so that time is not wasted on a loser or a user. And if psychic ability isn't available, I am selling some GET-OVER-IT pills. LOLOLOL

I know what is oooooooh sooooo good about me, but I know what isn't oooooooh soooooo goood too.

Oh, I am a firecracker, fiiyah-cracker soooooo do NOT, I repeat, do NOT ignite. I am a grudge holder sooooo do NOT cross me. I am emotional so don't say I am crying to just get a reaction from YOU. I am not I am crying or have tears in my eyes because my feelings are hurt. I don't purposely make my big beautiful eyes water :)

But with all that said, I think that I will reverse the whole questioning involved in dating. Yea, all the good stuff about you is great but what the heck is the bad stuff? Do you have a temper? Are you cheap? Why do you think you haven't been able to sustain a relationship? Are you jealous? Are you insecure? Are you controlling? All Dat.

Oh, when I do it to the next seeker, he may not even recognize how I have flipped the table over on him like a New Jersey Housewife LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Sooooo what makes you an ideal mate and what does not make you an ideal mate?