Yikes! You Had A Cocaine Habit?

While out having a drink one night, an older fella sitting next to me starts jibba jabbin.

Uh huh, yea, OK, really, smile, smile, giggle, smile, giggle.

I really was NOT interested in a thing he was talking about but I didn't want to be rude. I have discovered that sometimes peeps just wanna jack their jaws, so I was going to let him jibba jab awaaaaaaaaaay. LOLOLOLOL

He talked about raising his son and work and how things were looking up. Yea, look up economy, look up :)

I glanced down at his feet and low and behold this fella had on house shoes. Yea, white people call them slippers but these were house blue, cushiony, shoey shoooooes LOLOLOLO

Because I would not be me if I didn't say anything, I say, "What in the world are you doing outside with your house shoes on?"

He says that his footsies were tired after a long day of wearing steel-toe shoes.

Wow! Ghet Ghet Ghet Ghetttttttttooooooe!

People should not wear house shoes outdoors, period, period, period, neva, neva, neva, eva. LOLOLOLOL

Any who.

I slowly drift back into my smile and yea mode while he continued to jack his jaws. But then I noticed he wasn't drinking so I asked, "You aren't drinking?"

When you ask a question, be ready, be RETTAY for the answer.

"I am a recovering cocaine addict!"

My lip hit his house shoe LOLOLOL No, seriously, my lip was on the floor and my eyes fell into my glass of chardy chard and starting floating around and I fell off the bar stool. LOLOLOL

Nah, not all that happened but I was quite shocked.

But then, Mr. House Shooooey Shoe said cocaine and alcohol are both drugs and made me feel like he was trying to tell me not to judge him in a real sneaky way.

Hmph, you gotta lotta nerves Mr. House Shoooooey Shoe.

You just blew my buzz, I thought to myself. My brain power kicked in and I started thinking good googly moogly the options out here are wackadoo crazy. If for some reason his house shoes had NOT turned me all the way off and I was considering having conversations outside the establishment what a surprise the cocaine habit would have been to me.

But errrr uhhh, Mr. House Shooooooey Shooooe had a snowball chance in hell of ever dating me but is dating a cocaine addict and an alcoholic the same? Are you more concerned if someone says I was on cocaine or I was a heavy drinker?

Wowsa, Yowsa, Wowsa! Tell me.