Does Size Matter?

You've heard it before. Size doesn't matter, but is this true or a bunch of gawbage?

I thought I would start by dealing with the female's anatomy and take a quick trip to the Vagina Institute. No lie, it exists.

At the institute, I learned that all Va-ja-jays are different. And I'm not talking about dry or juicy. I'm talking about the size.

But then the institute wanted me to pay so I skipped class and found my information at another site, www.revirgination.com.

I learned that the farther into a Va-ja-jay, the deeper it gets. Here are some measurements, yea, measurements.

"Usually the front part of vagina has a size of 1 1/2 inches. As we go deeper in to the vagina, the diameter is larger. The backend of vagina usually has a diameter of 2 1/2 inches. The length of vagina also changed. The front vagina wall has the length of 2 inches and the back end is 3 so the total is around 6 inches."

And just when I thought I was gonna have to put on my MBA cap to understand all the numbers, the information got good, real good.

"The average woman can handle 9 inches long and 2 inches wide."

Yea, that's right ladies and don't coward in your chair just yet fellas.

Before you go measure your goods, get the information on the DI.

According to wikipedia, uh huh, wikipedia, "While results vary across studies, the consensus is that the mean human penis is approximately 12.9–15 cm (5.1–5.9 in) in length with a 95% confidence interval of (10.7 cm, 19.1 cm) (or, equivalently, 4.23 in, 7.53 in). The typical girth or circumference is approximately 12.3 cm (4.85 in) when fully erect."

Wowsa Yowsa. I am gonna have to use my MBA to understand all this and I will never see the exercise 6 inches the same.

The average DI is 3 inches shorter than the length of an average vagina. At least according to my research.

With all that said, one of my friends recently told me that his brother-in-law told him that Extenze works.

You've seen the commercial, the pills promise to make DIs take a stand across the nation. Well, take a stand and grow taller.

The company says, "Bigger Harder Erections Longer Lasting Erections Better Than Ever Sexual Pleasure!" And let me not forget it says, "Make Your Partner Happy."

My friend said he asked his sister, "Did it really work?"

She was a bit shy, but her cheesy cheese cheese would indicate that yeppers, it worked.

But is it really size or technique or sexual chemistry? Hecks, I'll answer that. All of the above.

But I'm not sure if it has to be gargantua gigantic because is that really comfy. Hmmmm but if it's a shorty-mack-a-DI (LOLOLOL) then that can't be good either.

I remember getting a call from one of my friends who woke me up out of my sleep to tell me about a guy who she couldn't feel at all. She laughed and said, "Girl, he was in and I kept saying when are you going to put it in."

I hollered in laughter.

"He was soooo embarassed," she said.

In this particular case, she said it was like a thumb. Yes, a thumb. Can you imagine?

But on the flip side, I had a conversation with another friend who said that Va-ja-jays are not the same after giving birth. So just like my gf couldn't feel the thumb, my other friend says bigger Va-ja-jays offer him no pleasure. And ummm he says he's average size.

Soooooo does size matter and would you consider taking Extenze to make your lil man a bit bigger? Ladies, would you suggest that your fella take Extenze?

Wowsa Yowsa, how do you tell him he needs Extenze, talk about an ego crusher.

Have you had too big or too small DIs and Va-ja-jays? What do you prefer bigger or smaller in either.

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