Warmer weather is on our heels so get ready!
There will be many sights to see as people shed layers and reveal more. Some of these people will make you do a double take. Ooooweee!
Who doesn’t like a nice pair of arms or legs?
I can't wait to kick off my shoes for a pair of sandals and bare a little skin.
But be ready for the other part of the sunshine-effect that brings out people who have rolly polly guts and dimples galore.
Yea, we have to take the good with the bad.
But have you ever wondered if there was more to shedding a layer of clothing than just trying to stay cool on a hot, sunshiny day?
Well, there is.
Warmer weather brings out chirping birds, beautiful flowers and fresh springtime scents. Warmer weather also awakens libidos.
Yes, libidos.
Part of why people, and remember we are animals, begin to shed a layer is because folks are feeling a bit frisky. It's mating season.
And it's something about hot, sticky weather that gets me going.
But now I have a greater understanding of what's really going on.
Spring brings out a normal hormonal reaction to one of the most natural and available aphrodisiacs -- light.
And you thought it was Spanish Fly?
This effect is due to the epiphysis, which scientists popularly call "the brain’s third eye."
This eye is responsible for people fantasizing about men or women with perfect bodies and for getting excited at the slightest physical contact.
Light has an effect on this part of the brain and the type of chemicals produced in our bodies.
Simply put, we become horndogs!
So as you watch the meteorologist in your city, you will have a greater appreciation for the sunshine.
You will no longer see 80s and sunny the same because you will know the horndogs are going to be out.
Do you think you are hornier in the spring and summer? Do you think the weather has any affect on your libido?
Share your thoughts here or e-mail me at choosingmrwrong@gmail.com.
All this time I thought I was a sun worshiper. I've always luved summer and wanted to hibernate in the winter. When in fact I was just turning into a horndog. Thanks for that epiphany!!!
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