Kiss Me In The Morning

There's been something that has perplexed me for quite some time.

Why don't people like to kiss with morning breath?

Yea, I get that sometimes it can be downright funkadunk but is it really that bad or is this just an unnecesary hangup?

Here's the scenario.

You are on stick and move :) or in a long-term relationship, but the person you share a bed with will not lay one on you in the morning.

All kind of stuff has likely taken place the night before and even if IT hasn't IT may be getting ready to. So what's with the whole morning breath phenomenon?

Honestly, it's never bothered me (unless it's drunked-up liquor morning after breath, pepe la pewwww), but because I know it bothers people in general I took a random survey of my friends and family members. Some say bring it on while others say yuckola.

OK, so for the yuckolas, I have to pose a question. "You do everything else with that mouth, and y'all know what I'm talking about, but when it's time to put them on some lips, you clam up. 'Oh, I don't kiss with morning breath.' "

Cut it out!

OK, you don't have to be as comfy and cozy as you would with minty fresh breath but really.

Go put that hangup in the closet or maybe go visit a dentist because if your breath is knockin' folks out, it's time for a cleaning. And ummm, you may have a cavity or sumptin that's causin' your breath to be kickin'.

What are your thoughts about kissing with morning breath? Share your thoughts with me here or e-mail me at choosingmrwrong@gmail.com.