Friday, March 12, 2010

Some Professions Are Known Cheaters

If you are married or thinking about getting married, you may want to consier your spouse's or soon-to-be spouse's occupation to determine if he or she is more likely to jump in the sack with someone else.

An Ashley Madison survey found that some professions are more likely to cheat, and let's not forget that Ashley Madison is an expert in the topic. Ashley Madison is the Web site that caters to married peeps who want to have affairs.

Soooo, who is on the list of a survey of 1.9 million people.

Well, well, well, real estate agents for both men and women top the list. I guess going in and out of other peeps homes gives one the desire to ummmm try out a few of the beds or bedrooms. Or maybe meeting soooo many people. I dunno.

But then teachers, stay-at-home moms, nurses and administrative assistants make the list for women.

Teachers! Whew! But there has been a lot of reports of teachers sexing students lately so I wonder does that count? LOLOLOL

And stay-at-home-moms, I see that all day evday. They are bored out of their minds. There is only sooooo much goo gooo gaaa gaaa a person can do before they want some adult conversation. Hey big boi, how you doing to the mailman, to the newspaper carrier, to the truck driver delivering the furniture, anybody who will listen.

Nurses! Well, I've heard some good stories about affairs and getting caught and all that shiggidy in hospitals soooo I see that.

Administrative assistants, heck yea, they are trying to climb or ummm sleep their way up the career ladder LOLOLOLOL

But then for the guys, there is a physician. OK, back to the craziness that goes on in hospital in closets and empty beds and elevators and parking lots and all that.

Police officers are on the list, and I'm not shocked. Uniform and women are suckas for men in uniforms sooooo... and they have some power and handcuffs. Cheaters fo sho!

Lawyers made the list. I guess power and they do have to have a mean convincing-game to win cases so they can likely talk a woman's panties off before she even knows it. LOLOLOLOL

But then there is the engineers. Wowsa Yowsa Wowsa. Ummmm, oooooowwwwweeee. The only thing I can say is it is the intelligence factor. Women like men that are smart, ooooh I mean, Darlene likes men who are smart. Talk about sexaaaaay!

Sooooo do you think a person's occupation has anything to do with their likelihood to cheat? Tell me.

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