He Stole My Flask!

I should know better and even when I share the crazy stories with my dad he comes close to calling his baby daughter a fool.

Any who.

I have gotten myself into a disastrous mess, yes, a mess!

I used to think dating was fun until I stumbled upon some of the craziest, of craziest behavior in not just one but a few men.

I seriously think I had a stalker fo real fo real but what I really got on my mind today is losers.

There are a lot of peeps looking to marry up and heck date up! Be very cautious of peeps looking to get over in whatever way they can.

I have done a very poor job at screening potentials. I missed the I am an opportunist signs. Yes, my name is Darlene and I need my assola whooped. Lolololo

I dated a guy who borrowed a monogrammed flask from me. Key word is borrowed. Heck, I should have thought ummm you don't have one so ummm you cannot borrow mine. But nah, Ms. Flaskless had to be nice.

It is a one of a kind leather-covered case with two shot glasses on top. Oh, it is nice very nice. But guess what? I loaned it and I lost it! Nah, he stole it.

This guy refuses to return MY flask. What a freakin looooooser!

But really, I am the one who lost a very nice flask.

Have you ever borrowed something from someone you have dated and refused to return the item or had this done to you?