His Wee Wee Is Itty Bitty

Peeps love to come to me and tell me stuff, and I ummm love to listen.

I always hear the most interesting stories on the block. And this story is no different.

Sooooo.....

A young lady has found her ideal fella. He is smart, successful, handsome, considerate, loving, sweet, nice, family-oriented, impeccable dresser, yadda, yadda, ya and all that but errr uhhh there is one thing that is bothering her.

His man is teeny weeny.

I say, well, there are extensions that you can buy at the store to help with that. If he is a great guy don’t throw him in the trash. Work with him and it, girlie."

Then she hits me with, I have tried the extension and it’s really little.

Aweee dayuuuum.

For a few seconds, I don't know what to say, and that's rare but soon I got it. Get another one. Get a bigger one. And maybe spend a little more money on it because there is one out there that will make it happen.

She looks at me with all the skepticism in the world.

"Why do I have to do all that. Why do I need to have a toy. I just want it to be OK without an extension," she snaps back.

But I tell her to look at it this way. Do you want a jerk with a big DI?

And then I say, maybe try a few more of those complicated positions. There may be one that it good, maybe even super.

While she’s hoping for the best, she believes that she may cheat on him if they end up together for the long haul.

Soooo, what would you do? And for the fellas, you may not be able to relate to the lil DI scenario, but what if your girl was supa dryyyyyy and needed lubricant all the time? Would you work with it?

Tell me.