The news of Tiger Woods cheating on his wife hurt me when I heard it. It wasn’t because I thought he was super human. It was because I knew that the media would try to have all the details of his "transgressions" revealed.
After all, he is Tiger. He is the most recognized athlete in the world. He transformed a game that was part of the "Old Boys Network" since its inception.
Any who.
When I heard the voicemail that he left the cocktail waitress, I just shook my head. This is the world's greatest golfer. I mean really, he is strategic on the golf course but he actually called and left HIS voice on the answering machine of a cocktail waitress.
Oh, and did I mention he is a Stanford graduate? Whatda? Whatda? Whatda?
Ummm, that is just dumb.
Tiger should have never placed any phone call. Yea, he is a cheater but good googly moogly. Why didn’t he have his personal assistant fly to wherever chickypoo was living and deliver the message in person?
Better yet pull strings and get her phone disconnected and blown up.
But then the other question that keeps popping up in my mind, and OK this is my right, I mean my left, I mean my cheater side of my brain working overtime – Why did he have chickypoo saved in his phone under her real name?
Attention cheaters! When cheating, do not save the person you are cheating with under his or her real name.
Missy is Michael. Tom is Tonya. Lavette is Larry. David is Darlene and so on and so on and so on.
And then the constant password protecting. LOLOLO Cheater! Or keeping the phone in the car. LOLOLOL Cheater! Not walking out of the room without your phone attached to you. LOLOLO Cheater! Huge amount of texting. LOLOLO Cheater! Calls at weird hours. LOLOLOL Cheater!
But the thing that is true with celebrities and common folk is women who cheat with married men love to talk about it. Heck, men who cheat with a married woman love to talk about it.
Clearly, cheating is not about sex. It is about the excitement. It is about attempting to build low self-esteem.
A woman who cheats with a married man has low self-esteem, period. She feels she is one upping the wife. And yes, the married man had low self-esteem too. He fills empty in some sorta way and is attempting to fill it with sexcapades.
And in a situation nearer and dearer to my heart, a young lady kept calling my friend to tell her more and more details. She kept calling to continue to torture her. It got to the point that I said if she calls you one more time -- ONE MO GIN, please let your representative -- ME -- call her to provide the ultimate beat down, I mean, tongue lashing. LOLOLOLOL
I will have to grin and bear all the talk about Tiger over the next couple of weeks. Should Elin stay with him? What about their children? Was Tiger good in bed? Yep, it's coming, it's coming.
I understand that people are human and make mistakes, but don't be a dumb dumb dummy, dayuuuum.
Your significant other will know you are cheating:
If you are suspicious with your cell phone.
If you erase stuff off the computer.
If you behave suspiciously.
If your hours change.
If your behavior changes.
And if you are dealing with someone else, your behavior IS, yep, IS going to change.
You are not slick!
If you are in a situation and you are less than fulfilled sexually, emotionally, etcetera etcetera deal with that.
But on being slickadocious, women who cheat are better oooh sooo much better at it.
What is a telltale sign in your mind that someone is cheating on you? For me, it is when a man makes excuses to leave home, often getting angry for no reason atall, atall, atall :)
What is a sign that someone is cheating?
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