Not Soooo Wet Anymore

The first time diggity is usually wowsa yowsa. Well, sometimes it's wowsa yowsa.

Sometimes it is get yo butt outta here. LOLOLOLOL

But it’s not all on the size of the DI. It’s the moisture.

I had the most interesting conversation with a guy recently who said, "Don’t nobody want a dry PU$$*."

But this got me to thinking on who's responsibility is it to get it like it is supposed to be. Is it on the girl or the guy?

Should the girl just automatically be wet and ready at all times or should the guy have to get the engine running?

My answer is a mixture.

And for the record, I think it is terrible, awful, appalling, dead wrong for a guy to just roll over in the morning and stick it in and get to humpty humpin'. No foreplay, notta, nuttin. In this case, if you get dry, you deserve it.

Any who.

Other scenarios began to enter my mind. What about if things aren't as waterfall as they used to be, you know, in the beginning?

One of my friends asked me if my girl doesn’t get as wet as she used to is there a problem in the relationship? Well, my answer is twofold. There may be something stressing her out and she's distracted or you just may not be on your J-O-B. ;)

I think it is in the best interest of couple's to learn, study and master their mate's body. A girl should know what gets her fella going and a guy should know what gets his girl going. If you are doing what turns you on, annnt – wrong answer. You should be doing what turns her on. And vice versa.

To me, this is why sexual chemistry is key. Being wildly attracted to someone helps. If a couple is vibing sexually, they know each other. They know each other. LOLOLOLO They know each other.

But I do think there are things that can be done to get the engine going in advance, advance, advance so that the waterfall will be beautiful. Fellas, foreplay begins waaaay before you lay eyes and or even hands on her.

Sex starts in the brain, so if you want it wet and wild, do what it takes.

Send a sextext.

Send a photo of your DI and put a Post-It note next to it that says “All Yours.”

Put a note in her lunch bag.

Hang a sign in the garage that says: “There’s A Meeting In The Bedroom.” She’ll see it when she pulls into the garage and things will be on and poppin’ with no stoppin' :)

Run her bath water.

Wash her hair.

Send her flowers, and if you are low on cash give her one rose.

Cook her dinner wearing only an apron and make her watch.

Happy Relationships!