Squeeze In The Tub With Me

I have ideas of what I think couples should do jumping around in my head like a Hip Hop dancing contest.

They are popping and waving and ticking and breakdancing. Twist, twist, twist, umph, umph, umph.

Sooooo I am always excited to share what I think is romantic and interesting and exciting.

But an idea I recently shared with one of my gfs, left us laughing and her calling me stoopid.

She was waiting on her husband to get home from work and she said he typically bathes before coming to bed.

She was trying to figure out something to do because she just needed to be damn nice for a change so I said go ahead and draw a bath and undress him and just be very special.

I'm always excited to tell folks about some of my ideas.

So she agreed to be extra special *wink, wink* before and after the bath, but then I said heck get in the tub with him.

This is when my idea for a romantic evening turned into a laughing session.

"We do not have one of those large Jacuzzi tubs," she says with the most serious tone.

"Guuurl, most folks don't have those large Jacuzzi tubs. They just get in their together anyway all squeezed up," I respond.

"You are stoopid, D. That tub is not big enough for both of us," she says.

"Sure it is," I insist.

And then that is when the laughter erupted.

But for me, the significance of it all is not that there is a huge tub that both of them can be sprawl out in, it's being together.

Heck, it may not be the optimal situation. Yea, evbody wants the massive jacuzzi style tub off from the master suit, but what do you do if you don't have that -- never take a bath together.

I say one person sits on one end and another on the other if the faucet is in the middle. If it's one of those smaller ones then let him sit down first and then the woman sits between his legs. And then if folks are bigger, then sit facing each other with legs overlapping, have a glass of wine and talk for about 10 minutes about nothing and then get out -- with knees hurting and cramps and all.

That's what memories are made of. And if there's a 'lil extracurricular, wowsa yowsa. That's a pain in the knee that will live in your memory forever. :)

Have you ever taken a bath with your mate and there wasn't quite enough room for the two of you? Would you be willing? Or would you need to have the large-jacuzzi style tub?

Share your comments with me here or e-mail me at choosingmrwrong@gmail.com