Hair On Back And Toes Oh My!

Working out is serious business to me. I do not enjoy it so I have to get my mind right.

Often I try to get that Tiger Woods' focus. Nah, I'm not about to hit any golf balls but burning pains hit my body, nah they just about knock meeez out, when I'm working out.

One day, I couldn't help but notice that there was a guy who had a bunch of back hair.

I'm not the foxiest when I go to workout, so I understand it's not a fashion show or beauty contest.

But when I looked, I had to look again because it was sooooo much hair that it made the man look like Sasquatch from behind. Hair was sticking out of his tank.

I need to grab a net and bag this hairy clown and get the reward money cause Sasquatch has come to boot camp. LOLOLOL

I know that a lot of men think that it is a bit feminine for them to get rid of hair. Hair is manly. Hair grows back thicker. All that madness.

But I don't think there's anything wrong with a little upkeep to control the Sasquatch look.

I'm also a bit of a stickler about hair on toes. I cut mine soooo... And plus toes just shouldn't have hair on them. And ummm ears either. Good googly moogly what you got growin outcho ears. And OK, OK, the nose. Ummmm, fellas cut your nose hairs.

There is nothing more distracting than talking to a person and as you look at them they have hair trees growing out of their nose.

The last time this happened to me, I kept saying,"I'm sorry I didn't hear you, what did you say?" It was because the nose hairs made my mind wonder and think, What the Fudge? Ain't nobody told him that he needs to cut those booger traps.

Any who.

I think women have to do all kind of stunts and tricks. Shave down there. Eyebrow and lip wax, possibly shave hair around navel and around nipples. Sometimes we may have to even pluck a few from the chin sooooooo ..... guys need to do some manscaping too.

I'm still on the fence on the whole chest thing and I'm not sure about shaping eyebrows -- seems so feminine, but heck well groomed is well groomed.

What are your thoughts? Do you like a well groomed man? Does body hair -- chest, back, toes, nipples -- bother you? Is it possible to shave down there (it's supposed to make the soldier look bigger) and forget about all the other areas that need a bit of shaping and ummm manscaping?

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