Friday, August 7, 2009

Vibrating Sex On Top Of The Washing Machine

One of the most interesting questions I think can be asked while dating is -- Where is the most unusual place that you have had sex?

This definitely provides a snapshot into whether a person is a dud spud or willy willy wild child.

It also gives an idea of a person’s sexual appetite. But sometimes maybe a person hasn’t found a person that has made them feel comfy and free enough to just let it all hang out.

I used to go to a hairstylist who said sometimes you can meet a person who can have you wide open and you will try things that you never even thought you would do and yep, she’s right.

Soooo another interesting question is where would you like to have sex? What is your sexual fantasy?

But get ready for the answer cause it may just flip your wig or weave.

I asked this question and got “under a waterfall or in the rain.”

Well ahright, ahright, ahright, ahright.

But ummm will in the shower do? LOLOLOL

Seriously, people have all sort of sexual desires and fantasize about sex in many unusual places.

So after hearing about a waterfall, which really sounds romantic to me, I got to wondering about other places. And I discovered a list of some really fun, did I write that :), and interesting places.

Here’s a snippet of a list that has categories such as great outdoors, at home, show your athletic side, only daredevils do it in public and enjoy nature a whole new way.

On a porch swing. Whew, swing a linga ling.

On the grass with no blanket.

This, I’m sorry, does not sound fun to me. Grass stains and allergies galore. Scratch, scratch, itch, itch.

Under a sprinkler in your yard. Hmmmm.

On a soft rug in front of a fireplace. Nice!

In the garage.

What? So forget about making it into the house. Get outta your car and just bang, bang, bang, bang.

In the weight room at the gym. Wowsa Yowsa. I may not ever look at a weight bench the same.

In a deserted area of a zoo. The list makers say, "Get wild like the animals." And we really are animals.

Under bleachers during a sporting event. This sounds a bit teenage-like. Young and free.

On the hood of your car on a deserted gravel road. Hmmmm. But why does the road have to be gravel?

Interestingly, under a waterfall is listed tooo.

So do you think the places you have had sex or want to have sex says something about your sexual appetite? What’s the craziest place you have had sex or want to have sex? Mine is on top of a washing machine.

Share your comments with me here or e-mail me at choosingmrwrong@gmail.com

Happy Relationships!

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