Monday, August 31, 2009

Teeth, Tartar And Teefus Playing Tag

I love nice teeth and a nice smile, so I was shocked. Heck, I was knocked off my feet to find out that cities are actually rated according to best teefus. LOLOLOL

Thank goodness, I'm not the only one who pays attention to teeth.

The top 5 best cities for teeth are Bridgeport, Conn., Boston, Bethesda, Md., San Francisco and New York. The worst cities are Biloxi, Miss., Huntington, W.Va., Mobile, Ala., Tulsa Okla. and Baton Rouge, La.

I looked at the extended list and couldn't find my hometown -- Cleveland. It wasn't on the best or worst list so I guess Clevelanders fall somewhere in between.

But I kinda find it, NO I do find it a total turn off to look into someone's mouth and their teeth are playing hide-and-seek and/or tag.

I love, ooooweee, I love bright, white, pretty smiles. But the worst is when someone has tartar built up in those crevices.

And I don't know what the deal is with people who are missing a tooth or teeth on the side and they have big, bold smiles to show it all.

Umm, I wonder would people think I was insane if I started passing out fliers that said, "If you are missing a tooth on the side, smile with your mouth closed." LOLOLOL

When I see a person with not-so-nice teefus, usually the kind that are tartar-filled, I can't help but think yuck mouth. That kiss is nasty asty. Ugg.

I got another confirmation recently that I wasn't alone in the inspection of teeth.

One of my friends e-mailed me to tell me that he hates to have a nice conversation with a girl and everything seems to be vibing, but then she smiles and all hecky poo breaks lose.

His words exactly: "Now, and I may be the only one, but it is an immediate turnoff to be talking to an attractive woman and she smiles and has teeth going every whicha (yes, I know it's not a real word) way. Or her teeth are more shades of grey than the Cleveland sky on a rainy day."

But just like arms and feet and boobs and butts, not everybody is into teeth, so I guess there are people who don't really care about the state of their prospective lover's mouth.

Do you care about your mate's teeth? Can teeth be a deal breaker when talking to a person? Or are teeth something that can be fixed so they don't bother you?

Share your comments here or e-mail me at choosingmrwrong@gmail.com.

And if you want to see the list of the worst teeth click here.

2 comments:

  1. I think I might be biased but if you are having a conversation with someone and all systems seem a go. She's intelligent, pretty, funny then, I may glance ahead in my mind to that first kiss. Because in my mind, there is nothing more intense, more sensual, that creates more of a physical connection than that first kiss. If she smiles and her teeth are dancing all by themselves. It brings doubt into mind. Does she just project a good face, is their something that I have not seen that is askew.

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  2. Dancing all by themselves :) That is funny.

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