My Bed Was Wet

Oh, I liked him. I really, really did but there are some things that are just an automatic turn off. And even if you want to twist your own arm and turn it back on, it just doesn't happen.

We had been dating for a couple months and I liked him. I did, I did, I did. We talked liked crazy and laughed and had a really good time together. We had good chemistry.

I would get excited when I saw his number pop up on my phone. Really.

Any who.

One night he called after he had been hanging out with his friends and said he wanted to come over.

He got a swift "Sure, come on."

And before you go saying it was a bootie call, it wasn't.

When he got there, I could tell he was a bit tipsy but I didn't say anything because I am not the alcohol police by any means. As a matter of fact, I tried to go to the Alcohol Academy and they kicked me out after they found a case of chardonnay in my room. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Soooo, I know sometimes a person can overindulge.

As soon as his head hit the pillow, he was out like a light.

I wasn't upset at all. I laid there and watched a lil bit of TV and then I finally dozed off.

In the middle of the night or early that morning, I felt something wet.

What? What? What?

Hey, hey, hey, whatchu doin? Are you peeing in my bed? Are you peeing in my bed? I said as I jumped out.

Sho nuff, this clown was peeing in my bed.

I don't know if he was dreamin' or what but he peed in my bed. It was still very early in the morning, like 5 a.m. on a Saturday or something like that.

And because he was a bit hung over or embarassed or whatever, we ended up just folding my mattress cover and egg-like mattress cushion thingamajig in the corner and laying on the floor.

But oh boy, when he woke up, I had to make it clear, crystal clear that he needed to buy me another mattress cushion and cover.

I'm not sure if he asked me not to say anything about it or I just didn't want to embarass him to all of my friends, but whatever. I called up my neice who is 9 years younger than me and just clowned him.

Then I called my BF and clowned him and then my other gfs and just clowned him.

I would holler with laughter each time I told the story.

I couldn't believe that something like that actually happened to me.

What the fudge!!!

What's the craziest thing that a person has done that has automatically turned you OFF? Have you ever had someone you are dating pee in your bed? Have you ever peed in anyone's bed. Would it turn you off?

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