His Soldier Became A Commander

One of my friends who is recently divorced asked me not too long ago have I experienced any problems sexually since my divorce.

Ummmm, nope.

And then I asked, "Have You?

He told me that he got into a situation and his soldier would not stand.

What! What! What!

"Your soldier wouldn't stand?," I ask.

He says it stood but that he just couldn't perform.

I didn't want to hit him over the head, no pun, intended with questions so I just waited for him to share more of the story. But I wanted to know had this happened before?

Sometimes peeps act like things are new when all along there have been signs.

But he said that he was having difficulty because he had been with his ex for 14 years. He was experiencing difficulty because she wasn't his ex. Hmmmmm, OOOOOOK.

But the soldier doesn't work, I want to ask.

Instead, I said, "I'm sorry that happened."

And I was. How depressing! You are divorced. Your world has been turned upside down and your DI will not work. Whew, that's worst than the divorce -- a dead DI. LOLOLOL

But then I talked with my friend again and he happily reported that he had met someone and things were sexy, sizzling and hot to def.

Ooooooweee.

Tell me more, tell me more, I said as I felt like I was in "Grease."

And he did.

Standing numbers and legs wrapped around this and that, and my eyes were big. Wow!

I thought I needed a cold shower.

Gone boi, gone boi, gone boi!

He said he hadn't lifted any weights lately but he was glad that he still had it.

And oh yea, the girl is sexy and smart, he tells me.

"I'm sooooo happy that I still have it," he says.

One of my eyes gets slightly smaller as I mouth, "Me too!"

But really. I was and am very happy for him, so I joke and say the soldier took a stand, huh.

"No, the soldier has become a commander," he responds.

Gone boi, goooone.

While we were talking he got a message from Ms. Sexy and Smart. She wanted to see him again that evening and he was over the moon excited.

Before our conversation ended, it became even more apparent to me that men want the same things that women want.

Heck, they get just excited about diggity and the possibilities as we do. They want to be wanted just as much as we do. They want to be desired just as much as we do.

Do you think men and women really want the same things? Have you ever had a situation that made your Va-ja-jay or DI not cooperate?

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