Call me a stickler, anal, particular, whateva, but you will not be able to call me a fool.
Recently, one of my gfs told me that a certain young man wanted to take me out for a fun date, to shoot some pool or play some basketball.
Ummmm, what the heckypoo -- I'll go, I told her.
After all, you never know.
Any who.
This dude goes back and forth with me about how he is going to give me a beatdown. I talk shiggidy, too. DJ serving up beatdowns and smackdowns, I retort. LOLOLOLOL
Then, he asks if a particular day would be good. I respond by saying sure that will work.
Lo and behold, he gets back and touch with me to tell me that he forgot about something that is going on that day and it no longer works. OOOOOOOK.
But right then, right there, right then, right there, I gave him a 24-hour window to reschedule and he didn't. Soooooooooooooo nope, nah, no I will not go on a date with you, period.
What the heck I look like, a pause button!???
Well, I am not. And there are some things that I have decided I just ain't gonna tolerate. And ummmmm, this is one.
No thanks on basketball, football, baseball, table ball, toe ball, floor ball or any kind of ball. LOLOLOLOL
Ummmm sit on a ball in the corner, because there will be no date with moi. LOLOLOLOLO
What is the lamest excuse that someone has used to get out of date? What is the lamest excuse you have used?
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