Thursday, May 20, 2010

He Looked Like A Bug With A Gap In His Teeth

On a recent occasion, I totally put my foot in my mouf.

A guy enters the room and I say, "Oh my he looks like a bug with a gap in his teeth."

Clearly, he was not my type, but errrrr uhhhh, he was actually there for one of my friends who heard my comment about how I thought he looked.

Ummmm, he was ugly. I'm sorry, sorry, ooooo sooooo sorry but dude was zugly. LOLOLOL

Yea, I'm wrong.

Any who.

After I uninserted my foot, I tried to redeem myself by saying guuuuurrl, looks aren't everything. OOOPS that prolly didn't help, I think so I try again.

Guuuuurl, do not listen to me because if you can look at him, I can look at him.

But oh my oh my, I honestly could not imagine waking up and rolling over and looking at that man. Ugggg. But he didn't like me and wasn't trying to wake up with me soooooooo...

I thought about my comment later and tried to reconcile with my feelings. I kept asking myself, "Are you that shallow?"

And then I arrived at "How important are looks to you?" "How important is physical attraction?"

Heck, it's waaaaaay up there on a scale of 1 to 10 for me right around 7 or 8. Of course I don't want Mr. Fine who is the behind hole but I also don't want someone who looks like a behind hole *falls outta chair onto floor laffin LOLOLOLOL

Beauty, however, is in the eye of the beholder, but ugly is universal LOLOLOL

No, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Plus, it would be really hard for me to pucker up, hold hands, and heck even look at if I didn't find him physically attractive or sexy or sumptin. Give me sumptin.

But how important is physical attraction to you? Rate it on a scale from 1 to 10.

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