Monday, April 12, 2010

He Wasn't Soooo Cute Without A Hat

My friends often say you are a fool. And yea, I am soooo with that said I must share a story of when I met a guy.

When I shared the story with my friends everyone was gasping for air and falling on the floor.

OK, OK, OK.

I meet this guy and he is dressed really nice. Nice shoes -- two points. Nice pants -- two points. Nice shirt -- two points. Nice arms -- four points. Yea, I am an arm girl so extra points given for nice arms. I am doing the mathy math and everything seems to be adding up A-OK. He is a nice brown complexion, height is cool, nice eyes and lips, yea, yea, yea but errr uhhhh!

He takes off his hat and good googly mooogly, I thought an alien took over his body. Whatda? Whatda? Whatda?

This dude just starred in the blockbuster, "Wear a Hat and Fool Women Into Believing You Are Good Looking."

He had a receding hairline and I don't like making fun of the shapes of peeps heads but this dude's head was let's just say not round, YIKES!

But not only was he starring in the blockbuster movie, so was I and I was playing the role of the lady who screams at the top of her lungs and runs through the woods but cannot get away. LOLOLOLOL

Any who.

This isn't the only person I've met who has turned out to be an ug-mo without sunglasses or without a hat or in the dark.

Have you ever met someone and thought they were nice looking until dunt-A-don he or she took off a hat or sunglasses? Share your story with me.

1 comment:

  1. This really took me back... my sister dated a guy who was VERY handsome, had a nice body, dressed well and always spelled really good. One would think he would be someone nice to go out with but for one reason; he walked with a limp. He was born with one leg being shorter than the other. I would give my sister a hard time about dating this guy because I could've dated him when I found out that he had a bad limp. She told me that when she meet him he was seated and they didn't immediately go out and spent a lot of time on the phone before she saw him walk. She dated him for a long time until he died in a auto accident. She would always say she is not going to throw the kid out with the bath water.

    Do you think would one should give up on someone (as it seems you did and as I would do) if the person has a genetic defect.

    p.s. My sister said he was good in bed also. :)

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