Your Secrets Are In Your Toes

Toes are not just made to be shown off in cute sandals or nibbled on during diggity sessions.

Your feet say something about you.

Before you say, this chickypoo has gone stonecold crazy, read a little more.

I like to know stuff. And I've covered several different types of stories because of my journalism career. I really like to say I know a little bit about everything.

I may not necessarily agree with everything I learn but heck, I like to know.

I try to use experience as a learning experience and there is really something sexy about a smart man.

Any who.

I love to get massages. I love to get pedicures. I love reflexology. I really like to be pampered, but what human doesn't want to be rubbed on in a soothing, calming, comforting way.

Once I got a massage, and I really thought I was going to have an orgasm. I'm not sure what the guy was doing to my hand but it sent shockwaves through my body and then I fell asleep.

This was my first massage ever in which I fell asleep. So there's power in touch. And super hero power when a person knows how to touch you just sooooo. And ummm that's why holding hands is important.

In another experience, the masseuse asked me if I wanted my stomach massaged.

Hmmm.

"I've never had my stomach massaged before," I tell him.

"It's really good for you and it will help your body get rid of waste," he responds.

Well fewey, you only live once.

"I'll try it," I say.

He begins rubbing my stomach in a pattern that seemed to be following my intestines. It really hurt at first and because I usually don't hold my tongue, I tell him it hurts.

"Yes, it will hurt because I'm massaging the waste that is built up in your intestines," he says.

Uggg.

But when nature called, I realized that what he did worked miracles.

OOOOK, enough of that topic.

This same guy gave me a refloxology treatment to my feet.

I was paying close attention to every place he touched and how it felt. But he blew my mind when he told me that I would be getting my cycle soon. He knew this after applying pressure to my ankle.

What! What! What!

And yes, he was right.

So I try to keep an open mind.

With all that said, when I heard about foot reading I was intrigued. What can my feet say about me? What can suitors' feet say about them?

Well, a lot and it has nothing to do with pedicures.

Jane Sheehan, a foot reader and reflexologist, says when people are depressed, they put all their weight on the front of their feet when walking. The toepads are usually darker.

But foot reading doesn't just provide information about health.

Yellowness is a sign of being fed up. A callous on the foot under the little toe means the person has too much responsibility, Sheehan says.

Your second toe on your right foot shows what you want in life and if you are getting it. Place your feet flat and if the second toe on the right foot is touching the floor, you are getting it. And if it's not, well...

If you have a gap between your second toe and your third toe, this means you are separating yourself from your emotions.

Your fourth toe is about relationships. Sheehan says that if you get someone talking about the people close to them, any discomfort will show with an involuntary twitching of the fourth toe. Who knew?

Long feet indicates that the person enjoys recognition of merits. Short feet means the person will take more of a backseat.

If you can wiggle your little toe, you love adventure, challenge and constant change.

If you can't wiggle your little toe, you like routine.

A person who keeps their feet covered is private.

Hmmm, I thought that meant they had ugly feet, but OOOOOOK.

An extra long big toe means you have a creative mind.

Short, wide toes mean the person is practical, no-nonsense and down-to-earth.

A person with a long second toe has natural leadership qualities and likes to take over.

An extra short, little toe means you like to have fun.

All my life I thought I didn't stand in the line long enough when God was handing out baby toes, but I'll take fun.

Space between the toes means the person is a procrastinator and indecisive.

And what stinky feet supposedly say flipped my wig.

Stinky feet don't just mean poor hygiene. It may mean that the person wants freedom.

Go ahead and take your shoes off to find out what your feet say about you? Look at your significant other's toes, too.

And then tell me what you found out.

Have you ever had a reflexology treatment? Have you ever had a massage that made you reach an orgasm and nah, not a home massage. I'm talking about a professional massage.

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