Strippers Need Love Too

The night before most men get married, they go to a strip club to celebrate or hire a few strippers. Women also get a stripper or two to come to a destination to have a little fun.

But what about the guy or girl who actually believes that the shake-shake shimmy, pump, twirl, bounce dancer is the man or woman of their dreams.

And one of my gfs actually lived with a stripper for several months.

Good times, right?

Well, ummm...

I remember reading not too long ago that more women were choosing exotic dancing as a way to put some extra money in their pockets. In fact, a 52-year-old woman in Akron, Ohio, was attacked by a jealous co-worker her first day on the job. Yea, you did read 52-year-old stripper. Yuckola!

Read more about the old stripper.

Not too long ago there were many college students attempting to pay their way through school with their rumpshakers. Yea, there are other part-time jobs, such as salesperson, bartender, cashier or waitress but the stripper position likely pays the most.

But aren’t strippers sometimes nice girls and guys? Don’t they need love, too?

I’ve been to a few ladies’ nights out and a stripper has been involved in the fun. And oh boy, the things that went on. I imagine those same sexual acts take place at guys’ nights out too, but I really can’t speak on that emphatically.

But I do have a family member who married a man right after he engaged in a sex act with a stripper at his bachelor party. He got drunk and ended up getting too friendly with the strippers’ Va-jay-jay.

Any who.

Too Short rapped about not turning a hoe into a housewife, but is a stripper a hoe? Maybe she’s a hardworker. Maybe she’s a real go-getter. Maybe she’s behind on a few bills.

After all, strippers, both male and female, need love too. Don’t they? Sooooo would you date a stripper?

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