Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Core-ore-din-ation, Ladies, Core-ore-din-ation!

Most women go out of their way to look their absolute best for that special someone.

We tell our gfs: Oh, girl he is so sexy. Oh, girl he has a good job. Oh, girl he is so smart. Oh, girl I like him. Oh, girl I'm so excited.

We make hair appointments, mani and pedi appointments. We may even go shopping for that perfect lil' outfit or spend a good amount of time in front of our already-packed closets hunting for THE outfit. You know, the one that will make everything look just right. And oh yea, the shoes that give the right amount of lift.

OK, the hair is poppin' and rockin.' Footsies are real cute. When looking at your hands, they are absolute perfection – tah dah!

Your date, your boyfriend, your husband or somebody else's husband – and yea, I went there – is picking you up at a specific time and you have about an hour before the chariot or bucket arrives.

Ooooooweee, you think to yourself. This outfit is going to be sooooo cute. These jeans fit just right – not too loose, not too tight. Oh yea, they look good on me. And this shirt is supa sexy. Not slutty. Not matronly. It's just enough. Piddow!

It's time for a mad dash to the bathroom mirror to put on a little foundation, powder, bronzer, liner, mascara, lip gloss or whatever is fancied. And yea, you look pretty.

But did you forget something?

All of this preparation went into getting ret-2-go, but are your undies matching?

Pluuuueeeeze don't tell me you are one of those red-bra-with-purple-panties type of girls. And nah you can't be one of those these-are-my-cute-panties-I've-been-wearing-for-about-a-year girls. And fuhget it if you say, you are a he-ain't-gonna-be-looking-at-my-panties type of girls.

Ladies, men are visual. Umm, ummm that's why they subscribe to Maxim, FHM, King and Playboy.

Go to the nearest mirror and make a pledge to yourself:

"For that special someone, I will rarely get caught not looking my best. And I will make sure that when I get undressed I do not look like a color-core-ore-din-ation mess."

1 comment:

  1. Ok. Let me say this is very flattering to hear this type of prep went into the beautiful ensembles of lingerie and unddies Ive been blessed to see in my day. She put that much thought into what she was goin look like when I got to undress her. WOW! Cool. My question comes from a place about 3-4 months into the situation. You notice I did not say relationship? We wasnt doing that...LOL! No seriously, where is this level of conscientiousness when you have got the booty and you have seen each other naked on several occasions? I prefer consistency. As a matter of fact, I DEMAND IT. I DESERVE IT. Ya know, when I was a kid I was told "the same way you get'em is the same way you have to keep'em". I still hold to this belief. I think it is relavent and lost on today's women. There are exceptions of course. But the rule is...mis match undies & pajamas to bed after achieving some level of comfort with whomever you sharing your bed. I will even claim that this, speaking about sexxxy outfits and under garments, is contributing to the high levels of divorce. It is the more suttle efforts to keep things fresh that a man enjoys. I can indentify the slightest hints of effort and awareness of my needs. Not just on birthdays and Valentines day, but with consistency. I would like to feel like she digging me when we first started doing our thing together. This element of freshness compels me to do the same. I dont know, am I asking for too much?

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