Fellas, Lies Should Not Be Bodacious

I hate a liar. Really, I hate a liar.

When a person lies, trust runs to the balcony and jumps from the 12th floor. Lololol

But seriously, I have learned that it is not even necessary to look a liar in the eyes. Just clean the wax out of your ears and listen intently. Usually, a liar does not think things through, reasoning is at an all time low and being rational has left the scene of the crime.

This has happen to me on several occasions. And fellas, let me just say the bigger and elaborate the lie the less likely she is to believe you.

I heard one of the biggest, bodacious lies of all time.

A guy goes out with a girl. He says he left his wallet in the car. He leaves cause he needs cash and gets pulled over and arrested. Several hours later, he calls the chickypoo and explains the aforementioned scenario. Get the fudge outta here!

Big and bodacious and unbelievable.

What do you surmise happened?

Umm, he likely saw another chickypoo with whom he was involved and vacated the premises lolololol

But what is even crazier is sometimes women go for these big A lies! Why? For many reasons, but I honestly believe that women know when they know when they know :)

But why do peeps lie so elaborately? And what is the most bodacious story you have fallen for?