Everyone has different views on sex toys. Some people are like yippee while in the sex store while thinking let me get this and that and this and oh yea I gotta have this.
Others go to sex stores and have more of a mind set of I'll try this and still others don't even want to go because they are like uggh, yuck, I don't want to have anything to do with a sex toy.
I've gone to sex toy parties and to sex toy stores and feel absolutely no embarassment. As a matter of fact, I love to go. The collection of pornography with big, big women and old, old women and old, old men and the guys with the huge DIs just captivate me. Then there are whips and masks and outfits and gels and games and flavored this and that. Heck, just going is worth a laugh to me.
And when I go to parties, I make sure I clear out all the wax from my ears and clean my glasses so I can be fo sho to hear and see. :)
But someone told me, and it was a guy, that sex toys can make a woman not want the real thing. Hmmmm, really?
I kept listening and he kept talking. Toys will even dry a woman out. Hmmmmm, really?
I finally interject and say where did you get this shiggidy cause your thoughts about toys are simply not true. I've never heard of such.
He continues, well I don't want my girl using toys because then she won't want me.
Oh boi, oh boi, oh boi.
A green light stands over my head as I tell him a toy cannot replace the real thing. Yea, they have stuff nowadays that feel real fo real fo real fo real, but nothing can replace the real deal Holyfield. I believe nothing can replace the real thing.
It's sorta like the cotton commercial. The touch, the feel, the fabric of our lives.
Sing it and replace... Heck don't replace nothing it fits just as is. Sex is the fabric of our lives. That's how we got here. LOLOLOL
And then I continue like I have been appointed the Sex Toys spokesperson "maybe you should think about getting a toy and using it with your girl because then the toy will not be such a threat."
Plus, there are sooo many cockrings with vibrators and remote-control butterflies. OK, let me explain the remote-control butterfly just in case someone is thinking about googling it. It is a clitoral stimulator that also has a remote control device that the fella can use to get things on and poppin'.
I think the toy is very interesting and exciting, and I do NOT have one for inquiring minds. But the butterfly can be worn when out to dinner or events or whatever. As long as the guy and girl are within a certain distance, he can touch her without touching her.
How can a man be threatened by a toy that can make things fun and exciting, I dunno.
What do you think? Can toys replace the real thing? Are toys a threat to men?
Tell me.
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