Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Women Who Puff vs. Women Who Sip

A woman who drinks a lot is a mess, right?

And I'm talking about the woman who is sloppy. The one you can just tell, yep, she is busted.

But what about a woman who smokes weed?

It seems to me that women who drink get a bad reputation if they have one too many because they may get quiet or doze off or ummmm kneel to the porcelain throne.

But what about a woman who puffed, puffed and passed, passed once too many?

Is she more composed? Is the weed head indulging in a more sophisticated vice?

It appears that it may be more socially acceptable to hit a joint in private, squirt on some perfume and enter the party and no one knows.

For me, when I enter the party every one knows my vice. Meeez drinks. Yep meeez enjoys chardonnay the most and instead of calling myself a wino, one of my friends dubbed me a chardio a long time ago. And have I had one too many in the past? Yep, I have.

Any who.

I think a lovely glass -- I love brandy sniffers and martini glasses -- goes well in the hand of a woman at a social event. SO-PHIS-TICA-TED WOMAN! :) But maybe that's just me.

Or is hitting a joint in the car before entering the partaaaay better?

Forget about the legality of them or illegality of Mary Jane, which one do you prefer or do you prefer your girl to do -- in moderation, of course?

Share with me your thoughts.

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