Diggity With Sex Dolls

Forget about trying to find the love of your life and sexual chemistry. Buy a doll and have as much diggity as you please.

Really!

There are sex toys, no, sex dolls, that can be purchased that are just like people.

One's name is Nax and he breathes and has a pulse. He even reaches climax.

What the? What the? Yes, reaches climax.

Any who.

I’m just trying to imagine what would happen to intimacy and romance if most everyone runs out to the sex store to buy a sex doll.

There are blowup contraptions and dolls with Va-jay-jays and DIs that can be purchased by men and women. They cost but dating is expensive sooooo...

Picture this: Men and women all across the world preparing nice dinners. Soft music would be playing in the background. Two glasses of wine would poured and placed at the table, but instead of a human, a doll would be propped up in a chair at the table.

How you doin baby doll? LOLOL

Fa real fa real because it is a doll.

Let me feel your pulse? LOLOLOL

Then you would reach over and give it a kiss. Mooooah. Mooooooah.

After talking nasty over dinner to the doll, then you would pick it up and head to the bedroom -- bumping against the walls and undressing yourself and the doll the whole way.

And then you would fall down onto the bed ready for some action.

What the fudge?

That is not good diggity.

I’m not against sex toys and thingamagigs and feathers and oils and stuff, but the full-body dolls to get bizzy with, ummmm, ummmm, that’s just going a bit toooo far.

If I found out that somebody had a doll for diggity. Oh my, oh my. I’m sorry, but this would be a huge problem.

My eyes would grow in size. No, my eyes would pop outta my head and fall onto the floor. I can’t imagine the conversation.

I have a sex doll that I would like to bring into the mix one evening. Or what about finding it in a closet? You go to get something else and a sex doll is propped up against the back of the closet.

I would then pick my eyeballs up off da floor and sprint, noooo, run. And yes, I would be screaming too. LOLOLOL

How would you feel if you learned that someone had a sex doll?

Tell me.