What Does Your Cleavage Say About You?

Boobs falling out of shirts and big bellies showing, oh my.

While at a concert recently, I did a lot of people watching. Yea, I enjoyed the concert but part of the festivities was definitely seeing all the people in their get ups.

Some people were dressed in a style that I consider cute. Yep, I would rock that. Others were dressed OK. I might think about wearing it. But then others were dressed ridiculously.

Plunging necklines and bellies showing and ummm the bellies were NOT flat. As a matter of fact, I saw one lady, heck, I saw a lot of ladies with belly bellies, yep one belly ain't good enough.

I also saw a lot of women wearing short, shorts.

Hey, I love short, shorts, but when I gained weight and my legs weren’t sooo smooth, I became a member of Don’t Wear Dukes No Mo No Mo Club cause my legs were not nice and smooth.

So it’s OK to wear shorts that are mid-thigh. Those are cute too.

And then I saw ladies with thighs that were rubbing together and I was thinking they were going to start a fire at any moment because of the friction. You know what I’m talking about. The thighs have rub-a-dubbed soooo much that they are darker.

Ummm, attention, attention if your thighs rub don’t wear short stuff because pullin’ and tuggin’ and pullin’, let’s just say it is not attractive.

When I see it, I just look but I really wanted to shake my head in disgust.

One thing I have to say, however, is going out to an event and seeing folks with bulging bellies and dimples galore makes me feel good, real good about meeez body.

I'm not saying I'm without any wardrobe mistakes, but I call my style classy, sexy. It’s a mix of conservative and provocative. Sometimes I show a lil bit of cleavage and all the time I wear tight jeans. I don’t want to show off too much, but I’m not leaving everything to the imagination either. I also love heels, high heels.

I tease one of my gfs about wearing studs and rhinestones all the time. She is often what I call "bedazzled." She loves to shine and glitter. As a matter of fact, you best believe that she is going to have on something that will capture the light. This is her style. It's cute.

And then there’s a style that another one of my gfs has that’s more like a sophisticated, lady style. She doesn’t wear stiletto heels. They are usually lower and her clothing is usually more flowing. She shows cleavage but usually doesn’t wear anything too form-fitting. She is always very sophisticated.

I scanned my circle of friends looking for a hoochie mama. I scanned again and was unable to come up with one.

And maybe that’s why I always shake my head when I see people showing waaaaaaaay tooo much when they shouldn’t.

I’m sorry.

When your stomach is not flat, you should not wear anything that shows your stomach. When your bootie is full of dimple, you should not wear form-fitting stuff and if you do, wear something to smooth out the bumps. There’s nothing wrong with showing cleavage but boobs should not be about to fall out if a wrong move is made.

And then the shoes. I mention my gf who wears shorter heels because it’s a fact -- not everybody can walk in heels.

Whenever you are hoofin' along like an elephant, you can not wear heels.

If you are bent over, you can not wear heels.

There is a gracefulness to walking in heels. It’s not a stomping. It’s a glide. It’s elegant. It’s smooth.

If you are hunched over, you cannot walk in heels – period.

And if your toes are hangin' out the front of the sandals grabbin' the pavement, please get a half of a size up. Your toes should not play tag with the ground. LOLOLOL

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