Pluuueeeze, Don't Bite

Have your teeth ever accidentally touched or have you had teeth touch your soldier during a BJ?

LOLOLOLOL

I can’t even type it with a straight face.

Anywho.

If you are in the business of giving or getting BJs, there may have been an incident or accident or two of teeth touching the soldier.

And ummm I don’t have a DI, but I would imagine that to be quite painful.

So I erupted with laughter when I discovered that there is a device, uh huh, a device called the blowguard that can be worn to protect the teefus from the DI.

I've heard of throat numbing, good-tasting gels and solutions. I've heard of mints and Red Hots and ummm some other stuff but I had no idear that such a device existed.

But I guess if a woman bites, it's needed. :)

The story I read gave a blow by blow, hehehe, account of a woman's experience using one.

The woman said she giggled when she slid to her hubby's crotch because she had the device in her mouth. She also said she was scared that it was going to fall out of her mouth.

Then she said that her husband thought she looked like Anthony Hopkins in "Silence of Lambs" when he was restrained with the mask.

Well, she didn't say that but she did mention that her husband said it's a bit scary for her to come at him, ummm and HIM with the device in her mouth.

That's all from me, but if you are curious about this device, read the article.

But if teefus are scraping the soldier, I'm thinking that maybe technique should also be touched on LOLOLOL Yea, I'm silly :)

Soooooo, I found a Blowjob Tutorial. Yes, I did. It said use your hand and switch up the technique. That part I found to be an interesting read, so I'll share.

The tutorial said to suck harder and lick and play with the testicles.

Heck, read it for yourself. Go to the Blowjob Tutorial

And have you ever heard of someone being bitten or scraped, Ouch? Wowsa Yowsa.

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