Eating Popcorn Can Be Sexual

I like, no I love, to hang around with people who enjoy life, who laugh and smile and emit a positive energy that is contagious.

I found myself in this type of environment during a sex toy party. And it wasn't just the interesting toys that made me smile. The ladies in attendance were really a fun bunch. One of the worst things in the world is going to a Hen party with a bunch of fuddy duddy women. It is the absolute worst!

I should also give Carey Puruczky, the Pure Romance consultant, credit because she added a dash of spice on the affair that I found exciting, interesting and informative.

Did you know that the tip of your nose is just about as sensitive as a clitoris?

Yeppers, when I put the Micro Bullet up to the tip of my nose I was shocked. Wow. Who knew? Hmmmmm.

Then the Pump It Up, a three-speed clitoral vibrator, was placed on my arm and pumped up to show me the effect. My eyes got wide -- real wide. Hmmmm.

While Carey is talking about the various products and toys, I, along with the others in attendance, flip through a catalog and of course smile and laugh and discuss the various products.

Carey comes around with something to put on our lips. She hands us a pen. And the head of the pens have little penis-shape eraser-type things on the tips. Each lady dips the lil penis into the jar and puts the tingly stuff on their lips. Hmmmmm.

It's to make kissing and ummm the other kissing more tingly, and oh yea, it makes your boobies' nips poke out.

Then there's strawberry, cherry, bubble gum and other flavored stuff to help women not gag. Yea, I said not gag. :)

And then there's stuff to put on the Va-ja-jay to give it a different flavor.

Ladies, be sure to do your very own taste test, first. Don't you sample food that you prepare? Well sample. Take your finger, yep, your finger. Sniff, sniff and taste.

Make sure it's not tart before you go adding flavor to something that is already nasty or stinky.

Anywho.

Did you know that there is a 10-speed vibrator called a Purple People Pleaser?

And yep, that's 10, 10, 10!

Heck, forget BOB, ladies. There's a TOM. TOM is a Triple Orgasm Machine.

What? What? What?

I couldn't wait to hold TOM. It thrusts and rotates and is waterproof and nice, very nice.

And at a sex toy party, you can get a tag team. Yes, there is a cock ring that is waterproof and designed to be used during diggity. It can go there or there while the real DI is there. Wowsa Yowsa Wowsa! Hmmmm.

But it wasn't just the toys that were fun.

A game that required the women to move to the next seat over when answering yes to random sexual questions was really fun and caused laughter to roar through the crowd.

Have you ever given wowsa yowsa while driving on a highway? mmmm, OK.

Have you ever had sex with two men in the same day? mmmm, OK.

Are you commando? hehehehe.

Are you a member of the Mile High Club? I wish!

Have you ever been caught by the police while having sex in a car? hehehehehe

Have you ever fantasized about a person of the same sex? hehehehehe

Have you ever had sex in the same bed with another couple? Wow!

Have you ever had a popcorn snack?

I was comprehending up until that point. What the heck is a popcorn snack?

And hey, there's no shame in my game so I ask.

A seemingly innocent woman says, "It's when you are at the movies and the guy you are with puts a hole in the bottom of the popcorn. When you reach over for popcorn, his ... she flashes a smile ... is in the popcorn." Wowsa Yowsa Wowsa Yowsa.

Hmmm, a popcorn snack. I didn't know that such a thing even existed.

Maybe going to the movies is a good date. LOLOLOLOLO.

Have you ever heard of a popcorn snack? Are you intimidated by sex toys? Do you like to use sex toys or sexual products? Have you ever been to a sex toy party?

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