Thinking About Another During Sex

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Why am I NOT thinking about you.

If my gf was trying to come up with a poem to express her feelings about one of her new loves this would have been it.

Here's the scenario. She's diggin' him and they have passed first base.

In her mind, she keeps imagining a different player.

Yep, she is getting diggity from one guy and thinking about another.

Wow!

"I kept thinking about how much better he was," she says.

"What? Are you serious?" I respond and yep, my mouth is wide open.

"Yes, I kept thinking about him, but I do like the new guy."

Wooooo Nellie!

I'm glad that what's on folk's minds isn't put on a billboard for all to see because she would have been busted.

I remember one of my other gfs saying she gives a pat down test to make sure she isn't disappointed with the size.

"Oh, I'm not going to find myself in a very small predicament," she says and laughs. "I'm not wasting my moisture."

Wowsa Yowsa!

And you've likely heard all the stuff about shoe size, but I recently read in a very interesting book that a man's penis length is the same as the bottom of his hand to the tip of his index finger. Hmmmm. Check it out ladies!

And yea fellas, inspect your goods. LOLOLOL

But my gf didn't say it was the size or the technique or the ...

She just said she kept thinking about the other guy.

Is this a problem? Wouldn't it have been better for her to just close her eyes and hope that it would soon be over? If you find yourself thinking about a previous lover when you are with a current lover, is that a bad sign?

Geesh, I say yes. Houston, Hawaii, Hunting Valley, we have a problem. But thinking of another is actually quite common.

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