What folks do in their bedrooms is their business.
But what would you do if you were led to a bedroom while on a date and there is a sex swing?
Whew!
You would definitely know that the person means business. :)
But can you take someone seriously who has a swing mounted in the middle of their bedroom?
Well, my gf was diggin' a guy. She thought he was cute, had good conversation, pretty eyes, smelled good, bangin' body, you know all the stuff that get girls going.
He took her on a nice dinner date and then invited her back to his house. After enjoying each other's company, he grabbed her hand and led her to his bedroom.
The walk was sexy, steamy. They kissed and touched and groped each other, but in a good way, the entire time. They were sorta like ping pongs in a machine banging up against the hallway walls.
She said she was on fire hot for this fella, but when he opened the door and she saw a sex swing hanging from the ceiling her Va-jay-jay cooled off completely.
The whole idea of a sex swing is interesting, but (and call me old fashioned) I really think this is a sexual tool that should be used between married couples. Nah, not committed couples -- married couples.
And for those who don't know, a sex swing is used so that people can concentrate on the sexual acts and not supporting body weight.
How in the heck can you start off having sex in a swing while dating. Shoot, the first time!
Oh, where, oh where do you go from there?
So what would you do? Jump on the swing and say, "Wheeeee!"
Wonder how many people have sat in the swing before you?
Get instantly turned off?
Share your comments here or e-mail me at choosingmrwrong@gmail.com.
Swing or not to swing that is the question! Your first sexual encounter should be straight animal. Two bodies on a collision course. I want to find out if you are worthy of the extras (smile). Listen, I like to classify myself as an over the top uninhibited freak! As long as I am the only actor in the production I say, "ACTION" and let's get some good footage. If you want to bring some toys, props, costumes, contraptions or a girlfriend or two onto the set, that is fine with me. At the end of the day whether its something as wild as a swing or as simple as a blindfold these things are just EXTRAS!!
ReplyDeleteAs for your girlfriend, swinging on the first encounter is a tad bit to much unless you are just nasty which in that case, get your swing on............just disinfect the swing first.
Mr. Fantasy, you are too much. You can't be saying that a blindfold, which I think is OK for a first encounter, is the same as a swing -- just EXTRAS!!!! So you wouldn't think woooo, this chickypoo is rickety raw like that! LOLOLOL
ReplyDeleteHere's what the swing tells your friend: This is not someone who is spending his time looking for One True Love right now. Maybe he's willing to fall, but that's not the plan.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous, I'm with you! He's havin' fun, fun, fun. A swing for adults -- wheeeeeee LOLOLOLOL
ReplyDeleteOh chickypoo is off the hook. One for having the swing and two for presenting that thing on the first encounter. Most people would shy away from it but I might just take a swing (smile). As for the blindfold on the first encounter, I am not so sure about. I need to inspect the goods and because its a first encounter the taste test is out so I have to go with the visual.
ReplyDeleteMr. Fantasy, you def got some issshuees. LOLOL Taste Test!!! And you wouldn't stay blindfolded the whole time and if you do your wallet may be getting stolen. LOLOLOL
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