"I do not want nobody's naked body laying next to me," one of my gfs said to me recently after a few drinks.
What! What! What!
Surely, she's had too much to drink, I think. Or shoot, maybe I've had too much.
We were having a conversation about sleeping nude.
She has been in a relationship with her boyfriend for several years but she told me that after diggity, she will ask him to get up and put on some boxers.
What! What! What!
I gotta be drunk because I can't possibly be hearing this correctly.
Ummm, you actually ask your man, your dude, your boo to put on something. Wow!
Why?
She repeats, reaffirms, reiterates, restates, retells, restates, "I do not want nobody's naked body laying next to me."
But what is wrong with it? And what if he wants to sleep in the buff? And what is wrong with you? You have a problem.
"You just nasty!" she shoots back.
Sleeping naked ain't nasty.
According to the Comfortable Sleeping In The Nude Society, millions of people sleep buuuuucket naked on a regular basis. Ummm, well there is no Comfortable Sleeping In The Nude Society, but there should be.
And there should also be a Comfortable Walking Around In The Nude Society.
I am most comfy at home when I'm scantily clad. I go to the bathroom buuuuuucket naked in the middle of the night. I fix something to eat wearing only panties. I iron clothes for work wearing only my panties and bra. As a matter of fact, I think my neighbor may have seen me this morning. Oooops!
I've never been to a nude beach but I would go, strip down and be chillaxin' without a second thought. Ahhhhh, freee!
A nudist is a person who practices nudity for reasons of health or religion. It's definitely not my religion so it must be for my health.
PJs make me uncomfortable. They sorta feel like what I imagine a straightjacket to feel like, ummm, restricted.
And I do remember my mother telling me to let it get some air when I was a little girl.
Heck, I'm a closet nudist. Well, ummmm maybe it's not in the closet so much anymore.
And I like being nude when I sleep alone so it's not a sexual thing.
Sooooo, should I hold back after a first sexual encounter and act like I sleep in PJs or be my NUDIST self?
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ReplyDeleteDee I'm a closet nudest too!!! Woo hoo I wanna be free. Even if I don't remember when I wake up how free I was. LOL
ReplyDeleteShoo, I always sleep naked, it's just more comfortable that way. If I sleep in pj's they always end up riding up my booty or getting wrapped around my leg. Most of the time it's just me and my bra, only because I heard that if you sleep in your bra ..it helps your 'ta tas' stay purky!
ReplyDeleteI have visited and strolled on several nude beaches and when there is no chance of the kids bursting in the room, (like when they are away) it fells pretty good to let it all hang out! I also seem to be ready for round two or three a lot sooner. I say do it!
ReplyDelete...got to be nude whenever possible at home! it's hard for me to sleep when a woman has too much clothing on laying next to me.
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