Wednesday, December 23, 2009

All I Want For Christmas Is ...

My gf is extremely excited about a new love interest. And heck, I'm excited too because she loves to tell me all the juicy details.

In a recent conversation, she tells me all about a conversation that they had about sex and "pleasing a woman."

Yea, men and women want the ideal mate with a good job, family-oriented, ambitious, with good credit, yada, yada, yada. But we also want someone with whom we can have headboard bangin', hangin' from the chandelier, toe-curling, hot monkey diggity! LOLOLOL

Sooooo, they had talked about money, families, jobs, interests, education and next up for discussion was sex.

He told her he really enjoys pleasing a woman. This excited my gf.

He told her that he loves foreplay and he loves to give ______ (you fill in the blank). This excited my gf.

He told her that he wants a woman that is sexual. This excited my gf.

She said she thought her vagina was doing flips and I fell outta my chair. LOLOLOL

He then told her he isn't interested in having sex too soon because he really wants to get to know her well. This excited my gf.

Heck, she was already excited so everything was exciting. :)

He told her that his DI would not disappoint.

He told her that he likes long sex sessions.

Because long is subjective, she asked how long?

He told her his record was four hours, but on average about an hour or two.

My gf said she had asked Santa to send her a man who could go long and strong for Christmas and she thinks she may have gotten him.

Is the length of a sex session important? How long is long enough? And is four hours too long? Tell me.

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