Men Like Morning Sex

Poke, poke, poke.

Most women, single or married, have experienced being poked early in the morning.

And it really should not come as a surprise anymore that the soldier has stood and is ready to command.

Still, some women have a problem with morning sex because eyes may be puffy, breath may be funky and heck a day of ripping and running may make her simply want to flip back over and go back to sleep.

But ladies, don’t you do it.

It appears that morning sex is the most enjoyed, most popular, most sought after, most sought out type of sex for the male horndog.

And yea, ladies you might not be your foxiest in the morning but he wants it anyway.

It may have something to do with the morning hard-on, but for others it has a lot to do with getting the day started on a good note.

And then ladies good diggity will put a bounce in your step. You know Ms. Cheery Cheer Cheer – the woman at work who is always smiling and seems soooo danggone happy in the morning.

She started her day with diggity.

The Diggity Research Center has found that starting and ending the day with sex makes for happier, healthier humans. Well, there’s really no Diggity Research Center but I’m just sayin LOLOL

I don’t think there’s anything wrong with morning sex, but typically this type of sex has to be a little more rushed because of work and kids and just getting the day started.

So morning sex is essentially a quickie although a quickie doesn’t have to always occur in the morning.

And while I can’t speak for all women, I know that I don’t feel the foxiest in the morning. As a matter of fact, I feel my foxiest after I’ve put on some sexy undies or a cute outfit.

Also, morning sex may keep folks from kissy kissing and this may cause folks not to be as interested, particularly if someone has some funkadunk breath. But to that I say put some mints under the pillow. And if it’s unbearable go to da danggone dentist LOLOLOL

There will not be much foreplay which may be another reason that women aren’t cheerleading at the bedside for morning sex. Yea, diggity is good but women like foreplay, foreplay, foreplay.

But a quickie is a quickie is a quickie is a quickie.

So the next time, you are tapped on your shoulder, well not tapped on the shoulder but rubbed on the butt, boobies, poked just give it up.

At the worst, you will be late and thrown off all day, but at least you will be like Ms. Cheery Cheer Cheer at work and have a spring, no a bounce, in your step.

Happy Relationships!