Do My Undies Make Me A Whore?

I had the most enjoyable time recently reading an article about what a woman's underwear says about her.

It probably means absolutely nothing but I found it entertaining and actually laughed out loud fa real, fa real.

The underwear assessment said that women who wear boy shirts are every man's dream.

"They're basically your dream girl, because they're cute and playful. They can keep up with the dudes in a flag football game, and they can chug a beer faster than you can," the article says.

OOOOOOK.

Then there's the thong. Women who wear thongs want men to look at their assets, period, the article says.

Too funny to me but I'm gonna have to agree.

And then there's the granny panty. And for the record I hate, despise, detest oh did I say hate granny panties.

This comment is being brought to you by the the Diggity Institute's No Granny Panty Division. LOLOLOLO

But the granny panties' girl got the best review.

It said that she is comfortable with her body and her sexuality, although it made her bedroom seem a little dull.

And then there's commando. You might think this girlie is hot and sexy and ready for some action.

Well, she took two shots to the gut. The article says she's either super slutty or super lazy.

Dayuuuum!

I may never go commando again if that's the case.

And I guess women who wear men's underwear are lesbian.

Whatda? Whatda? Whatda?

This is soooo not true. I actually have bought a pack for those bad days and they are quite comfy.

And then there's the expensive G-string. Hehehehe. Love 'em :)

It says that a woman who wears an expensive G-string has plans to show off the panties and the thang, thang way before she leaves home. But the assessment goes on to call her a whore.

Dang, it just can't be foresight or good planning. :) Why she gotta be a whore?

I have a mix of every kind except granny in my secret drawer. For some women, their undies make them feel a certain way, well forget some women. I'll speak for meeez self. For me, my undies make me feel foxy.

Some of my gfs say that they don't like lace panties because they are itchy. Others don't like thongs because they are uncomfy. Boy boxers are tooo low on the hips. I've heard all kind of reasons.

But I have a love affair with nice underwear even if no one sees 'em.

Heck, I see 'em, and when I am standing in the mirror in just my undies the last thing I wanna see is a pair of granny panties. Uggg.

What kind of undies do you prefer? And yea read the article and take an underwear quiz.