I have found myself lying awake on a few recent nights. Carmen Electra has put her snout on the edge of my bed to let me know she had some business to take care of and after getting up I haven't been able to doze back off to sleep.
There is one other reason but I will blog about that next week :)
Any who.
After I check facebook, e-mails, news and gossip sites, I put my faith in the TV to rock me back to sleep. Typically, Carm will wake me up at some awful hour when there is absolutely nuttin on TV. I used to pop in my DVD of "The Diary of a Mad Black Woman" or any other movie I could put my hands on but errrr ummmm recently I've been just looking at whatever is on.
Flip, flip, flip and usually I come up with nuttin, nope, nuttin is on in the wee hours of the morning. Somebody, anybody needs to consider a cable station for peeps who cannot sleep - fo real, fo real!
I say this because early morning, or late night depending on how anal about the time of day you are, TV is all infomercials about chat lines showing off ladies' lips and boobs. What da heckypoo? Dat shiggidy is for men. What about the women who can't sleep? I do not want to see or hear Ms. 36 DD talk in a whisper tone in an effort to entice me to call!!!!! I'm not calling.
And then there are the fitness commercials. What is with this? Do you actually get motivated to start a workout plan at 4 in the morning? Ummmmm NO! At least I didn't. It is not like peeps are gonna jump outta bed and do some jumping jacks.
But after flipping and flipping, one night I found some really good stuff. It was a shopping station for sex toys and all dat stuff lololololo
Now this is good TV as I listen to what these thingamajigs claim to do. Heck, I think one toy had a feature to pour a glass of wine and rub feet lolololol Nah, I'm just kidding but the toys were quite interesting.
But although I frown at Ms.36 DD and her fire red lipstick, I bet those chickypoos rake in the cashola at those hours. And I even think the dating sites prolly get a lot of folks logging on during the veil of the night, but I see you, I seeeeee you.
But this brings me to a question. Have you ever called one of those sex lines, dating lines during the early morning hours? Looked at porn online or even purchased one of those amazing toys that rub your feet? lololololo
Friday, February 5, 2010
Thursday, February 4, 2010
What Is A Good Catch?
I did a little bit of reading to try to figure out what do people mean when they say a person is a good catch.
I've been told this before and some of the attributes to follow include fun, smart, pretty, independent, confident, exciting and caring. But is a good catch those things or a combination of things?
The sites I found from a female's perspective included attributes such as gainfully employed, educated, handsome and ummm just like pretty, handsome is subjective. Lololol
Any who.
Some of the other attributes include integrity, honesty, trustworthiness and the one I find most attractive - a man who puts God first.
One site said it is important to have a man or a woman who can communicate well. So all quick tempy tempers work on dat pardner lolololol
But what really makes a person a good catch? Tell me.
I've been told this before and some of the attributes to follow include fun, smart, pretty, independent, confident, exciting and caring. But is a good catch those things or a combination of things?
The sites I found from a female's perspective included attributes such as gainfully employed, educated, handsome and ummm just like pretty, handsome is subjective. Lololol
Any who.
Some of the other attributes include integrity, honesty, trustworthiness and the one I find most attractive - a man who puts God first.
One site said it is important to have a man or a woman who can communicate well. So all quick tempy tempers work on dat pardner lolololol
But what really makes a person a good catch? Tell me.
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
'I Don't Want To Sleep Alone'
I have heard many people say they don't like sleeping alone. When I hear it, it immediately makes me think about my feelings on the topic and ummmm I'm not like that.
I don't mind sleeping alone especially if I would have to sleep with just any ole body. As a matter of fact, I have discovered that I don't even feel comfy with evbody. Well I guess I should say there are different levels of comfortability. I really don't want to cuddle and spoon with just any guy, soooooo that is why when I hear peeps say this I'm bewildered, confused and perplexed.
But maybe the whole idea of not wanting to sleep alone breathes life into the whole mantra, "If you can't be with the one you love, love the one you with."
Any who.
At night is when I reflect on my day and pray when I'm alone. Lately, life has provided a few bumps in the road, I'm job hunting, a dear friend has died. So for me being alone at night gives me a chance to recalibrate, reset and of course pray. But I'm thinking it may give peeps a chance to be alone with their thoughts and maybe that is why they don't want to be alone.
Heck, I dunno. But isn't sleeping - not necessarily having sex - with anyone available sad? Or am I not understanding the human condition and the need to have someone lying next to a person to ward off feelings of loneliness?
Tell me.
I don't mind sleeping alone especially if I would have to sleep with just any ole body. As a matter of fact, I have discovered that I don't even feel comfy with evbody. Well I guess I should say there are different levels of comfortability. I really don't want to cuddle and spoon with just any guy, soooooo that is why when I hear peeps say this I'm bewildered, confused and perplexed.
But maybe the whole idea of not wanting to sleep alone breathes life into the whole mantra, "If you can't be with the one you love, love the one you with."
Any who.
At night is when I reflect on my day and pray when I'm alone. Lately, life has provided a few bumps in the road, I'm job hunting, a dear friend has died. So for me being alone at night gives me a chance to recalibrate, reset and of course pray. But I'm thinking it may give peeps a chance to be alone with their thoughts and maybe that is why they don't want to be alone.
Heck, I dunno. But isn't sleeping - not necessarily having sex - with anyone available sad? Or am I not understanding the human condition and the need to have someone lying next to a person to ward off feelings of loneliness?
Tell me.
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
Would You Share Your Significant Other?
I am always hearing some of the most outrageous stories, but one of the ones I heard lately has definitely served as the icing on the case.
One of my bfs told me that he met a girl who told him that she is getting her life in order. When he said this, I was thinking you may just want to wait until she gets her life in order, but I held back and continued to listen.
And yea, I know we are all a work in progress, but if someone comes right on out and says I need to get my life in order, things must be a mess.
Any who.
He said the girl who is sweet as pie said that she has a guy who serves as her only source of income. Whatda? Whatda? Whatda?
Only source of income means, she does not have a job, correctdamungo, I ask. He confirms but adds she is in school.
OK, good thing but ummmmm again she doesn't sound like a good prospect to me sooooo I just keep listening.
Finally, I can't hold back after he tells me that the chickypoo actually asked her guy if it would be OK for her to have sex with him. Whatda? Whatda? Whatda?
I just about fell out of my seat. I have never heard of such a thing before in my life. Do people actually share and they know they are sharing? Let me Rephrase, reword that. Do people actually ask their significant other who is their sole source of income can he or she sleep with someone else who has them all hot and bothered? Wowsa Yowsa! What is this world coming too?
Apparently, some people do. But what is even more outrageous is that he told me that the fella gave her permission. OK, I fell out of my chair. LOLOLOLOL
Are you fo real, fo real, fo real or are you making this shiggidy up, I ask.
He told me he couldn't make that shiggidy up and he is right. Who makes up that sorta story?
But I was just beside myself thinking of how dependent she is and how much of a loser the other fella must be. Heck for a second, I was thinking his equipment needed to be repaired. Shooot, I don't know what the problem could be, but ummmmm I told my friend to find someone, something else, anything else to do than to continue with this in-school, dependent, chickypoo because he may find himself the sole source of income. :)
But his question to me is has it gotten that bad with dating that people would actually consider sharing? Not the he or she is cheating on you and you got a feeling....the I want to sleep with other people, but I still want to be with you type scenario.
Would you ever give your significant other permission to sleep with other people? Tell me.
One of my bfs told me that he met a girl who told him that she is getting her life in order. When he said this, I was thinking you may just want to wait until she gets her life in order, but I held back and continued to listen.
And yea, I know we are all a work in progress, but if someone comes right on out and says I need to get my life in order, things must be a mess.
Any who.
He said the girl who is sweet as pie said that she has a guy who serves as her only source of income. Whatda? Whatda? Whatda?
Only source of income means, she does not have a job, correctdamungo, I ask. He confirms but adds she is in school.
OK, good thing but ummmmm again she doesn't sound like a good prospect to me sooooo I just keep listening.
Finally, I can't hold back after he tells me that the chickypoo actually asked her guy if it would be OK for her to have sex with him. Whatda? Whatda? Whatda?
I just about fell out of my seat. I have never heard of such a thing before in my life. Do people actually share and they know they are sharing? Let me Rephrase, reword that. Do people actually ask their significant other who is their sole source of income can he or she sleep with someone else who has them all hot and bothered? Wowsa Yowsa! What is this world coming too?
Apparently, some people do. But what is even more outrageous is that he told me that the fella gave her permission. OK, I fell out of my chair. LOLOLOLOL
Are you fo real, fo real, fo real or are you making this shiggidy up, I ask.
He told me he couldn't make that shiggidy up and he is right. Who makes up that sorta story?
But I was just beside myself thinking of how dependent she is and how much of a loser the other fella must be. Heck for a second, I was thinking his equipment needed to be repaired. Shooot, I don't know what the problem could be, but ummmmm I told my friend to find someone, something else, anything else to do than to continue with this in-school, dependent, chickypoo because he may find himself the sole source of income. :)
But his question to me is has it gotten that bad with dating that people would actually consider sharing? Not the he or she is cheating on you and you got a feeling....the I want to sleep with other people, but I still want to be with you type scenario.
Would you ever give your significant other permission to sleep with other people? Tell me.
Monday, February 1, 2010
Should Dates Know Where You Live?
It is crizaaaay.
This is how my gf characterizes dating. The comment came about during a discussion about letting someone pick you up for a date if you want to be old-fashioned and treated like a lady. Heck, while this is not the best idea in this day and time there is absolutely nothing like getting dressed and looking what you think is your best and being picked up by a respectable, non-stalkerish guy. Lolololol
Yea, I'm laffin to keep from having a scowl on my face because it is a dayuuuum shame that there are sooooooo many stalkerish-type guys in the world.
My gf says to keep peeps from knowing where she lives she may have someone pick her up from her mother's home. When she said it, I thought that it was a good idea but after further pondering I'm not sooooooo sho. Do you really want a stalkerish-type guy knowing where your mother lives?
But then the conversation turns to going to someone else's home. We both agree that this scenario may be even more dangerous because he would be on his own territory and may do whatever he would like. Anthony Sowell pops in bofe of our minds. The Cleveland man would have company at his home, usually drug addicted women. And ummmm 11, yes, 11 women were found dead in his home or buried in his back yard. Yea, they were on drugs but I'm sure they didn't think their next hit would cost them their lives.
And fellas, you know about stalkerish-type girls, too. You have taken a guuuurl back to your place and once you stop calling her, she drops by unannouced when you are hanging out with the guuuuurlie girl that you really like. Lolololol
And yea the rule is to meet a stranger in a public place, but once you get to know a person and attraction and being human comes into play, shiggidy happens. But should it?
When should a person be allowed to know where you live? Or when should you invite someone to your place? Are you concerned about stalkerish guys or gals? Tell me.
This is how my gf characterizes dating. The comment came about during a discussion about letting someone pick you up for a date if you want to be old-fashioned and treated like a lady. Heck, while this is not the best idea in this day and time there is absolutely nothing like getting dressed and looking what you think is your best and being picked up by a respectable, non-stalkerish guy. Lolololol
Yea, I'm laffin to keep from having a scowl on my face because it is a dayuuuum shame that there are sooooooo many stalkerish-type guys in the world.
My gf says to keep peeps from knowing where she lives she may have someone pick her up from her mother's home. When she said it, I thought that it was a good idea but after further pondering I'm not sooooooo sho. Do you really want a stalkerish-type guy knowing where your mother lives?
But then the conversation turns to going to someone else's home. We both agree that this scenario may be even more dangerous because he would be on his own territory and may do whatever he would like. Anthony Sowell pops in bofe of our minds. The Cleveland man would have company at his home, usually drug addicted women. And ummmm 11, yes, 11 women were found dead in his home or buried in his back yard. Yea, they were on drugs but I'm sure they didn't think their next hit would cost them their lives.
And fellas, you know about stalkerish-type girls, too. You have taken a guuuurl back to your place and once you stop calling her, she drops by unannouced when you are hanging out with the guuuuurlie girl that you really like. Lolololol
And yea the rule is to meet a stranger in a public place, but once you get to know a person and attraction and being human comes into play, shiggidy happens. But should it?
When should a person be allowed to know where you live? Or when should you invite someone to your place? Are you concerned about stalkerish guys or gals? Tell me.
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